They really need to release this on DVD. No, stop laughing. I'm serious. I've got a list of the five worst movies ever made: Manos, Blood Freak, Monster a Go-Go, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies, and this. I want a "Worst Movies Ever" shelf on my DVD rack. The other four are all available on DVD, but I can't complete the collection because this one is only available as an MST3K episode. In fact, Coleman Francis only did three movies, and each of them is on the short list of worst movies ever. I don't know why they don't do a box set of them. Bad movie afficionados would flock to it. We've gotta get Anchor Bay, or at least Something Weird, onto this.
No, seriously, I agree with you. This film (and the others you've listed) are jaw-dropping must-haves. I'd also include Robot Monster and The Creeping Terror on any desert island dreadful movies list.
I must admit I think Incredibly Strange Creatures is naive genius, though, and not precisely "bad" like the others. But I'm weird that way. :)
About Strange Creatures: Yeah, I've been kinda reevaluating my opinion of that one. It really is different from the other four in that there is at least an attempt toward artistry. Since I wrote this I've taken it off the list and replaced it with Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter.
It isn't all bad movies. Transformers, for example, I have no interest in. When someone has the money and the skilled crew and everything he needs to make a good movie and doesn't, then that bothers me.
But these movies I'm talking about are different. They were made by people who had no money, no name, and (in some cases) no talent. There are and have been many filmmakers who weren't part of the system for whatever reason, who had no resources. They just loved movies, and they had something to say, an idea that they wanted to share, and they struggled and connived and worked their fingers to the bone to get their visions put on film. In the case of someone like George Romero or Hal Hartley the final product can be magnificent. In the case of someone like Coleman Francis the final product turns out to be pretty lousy. But it's entertaining in its ineptness, and also it is possible to respect the work and the desire that went into making it, even if they were poorly aimed, isn't it?
So, when I talk about this movie (or Francis' Beast of Yucca Flats, which in its way is a kind of bizarre triumph) or others like the mighty Plan 9 or Manos, I don't think I'm really talking about the worst movies ever. I call them that 'cause it makes sense to do so, but any of them is far superior to, say, Catwoman or Epic Movie, or even to many good big-budget studio films, because they are testaments to human will and determination, and because they were labors of love.
...or they were some producer's successful plan to cash in on a hastily put together lousy genre movie, but I still pretty much agree with you for the most part. Anything is better than Catwoman, and even lousy movies have their charms sometimes.
I have gone away to come back. For the ones I left behind. For the ones who cannot out.
You're missing a few TOP bad movies, The Giant Claw, Santa Conquers the Martians and A*P*E. I wish I could get a Non-MST3K version of Night train to Mundo Fine aka Red Zone Cuba, ACEPIX never answers the phone or emails...
No Robot Monster or The Giant Claw? If you have success on either Francis Coleman flick please let me know, big fan of his now that I saw Beast of Yucca Flats.