Favorite MST3K lines
John Carradine: That was in 1961
Crow: Then I joined the Crash Test Dummies.
Mike (as cop): There will be no tire changing in my county!
Servo: Crotch cops!
Mike (as dog): It smells like Coleman Francis here!
Mike (singing): Going down the road trying to loosen my load, I got Coleman Francis on my mind
Crow: Well, this film wastes no free time with a plot.
Mike: Never before has a screen been so electrified.
Crow: I'm Cherokee Jack.
Mike: Full Metal Curly!
Crow: Coleman hogged all the best lines for himself.
Crow: This film dares you to watch it.
(after Coleman strangled the other guy)
Crow: There! Now can we get some sleep?
Crow (as strangled guy): I think he was supposed to strangle me until I was dead.
Mike: It's the Shining Path fantasy camp!
Mike: Is it a good idea to invade the Bay of Pigs again so soon after the last time?
Crow: Maybe 25 minutes of training wasn't enough.
Mike: Once all seven of them are in place, the real invasion begins.
(when "Castro" is writing)
Crow (as Castro): Get real beard.
Mike: Fortunately, Cuba has only eight guys in it.
(When one of the invaders is killed)
Crow: They just lost a third of their force.
Coleman Francis: "Bay of Pigs"
Servo: That's what they say when I go swimming.
Crow (as guy being sent to execution): Is this a bad time to ask for a Cuba Libre?
Servo: So, the rest of the movie is just watching them all get shot, one by one?
Crow: We may enjoy it.
Strangled guy: "I know it sounds crazy..."
Crow: But will you strangle me again?
Mike: It was all an elaborate plan to find a nice picnic spot
Mike: Aah, coffee, a Coleman Francis motif
Coleman: "Who's playing that piano?"
Old guy: "That's my daughter"
Crow: She's wed to the devil
Servo: The legendary singing Buick!
Crow: How are they going to get the car down the well?
Servo: See, the movie has finally thrown up its hands and said 'I just don't know'
Crow: I wanna hurt this movie but I could never hurt it the way it hurt me.
Mike: OK, what plots need resolving?
Servo: Well, there's the guy in the well.
Crow: Ah, they gotta do something about Cuba.
(as creepy woman stares through a window)
Mike: Another cheery Coleman Francis character.
Servo: The master said you can't stay here (reference to Manos)
Servo: Nothing's happening so fast!
Crow: Behind that tree is a scene happening.
Crow: And when a Curly dies, he provides food for other Curlys.