Rifftrax live: best lines
"If you put a flashlight in a cylinder, it's a planetarium." "IS IT?"
"I miss Michael Vick."
And of course, the Twilight skit.
[closeup of Torgo] "Somewhere a young Tom Selleck is watching this and saying 'Hey, me too!'"
"Here's... here's... heeeere's Johhny!"
and yes on the planetarium... the whole theater howled at that one.
I forgot about here's Johnny! Ahh, I hope they put this out on DVD.
shareIf you close your eyes this scene takes on an entirely different context.
Funny thing is I actually did close my eyes
I still had a ham sandwich for lunch and my mom makes great pork chops-George Allen
I closed mine too.
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I know, so did we!
It was brilliant how they 'put' the cat in his briefcase so it would be even funnier later.
Ditto on everyone cracking up at the planetarium line.
We also went crazy when Norman peeked out over the car roof and failed to notice the briefcase and Bill went "OhNowWhatTheHELL!!??"
In the scene where Torgo was attempting to molest the wife, Margeret, she is saying "Let me out of here, let me out of here now, do you here? Now!" and I think Corbett riffs something like......"The exact words I wrote as a review for Arby's on Yelp!"
shareAfter Torgo gets his hand burned off: "This is how a McRib is made!" Everybody in the audience was cracking up after that line!
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