Sondheim Sucks!


Oh, I know what you Sondheim fans are gonna say! I should know, since I'm happily married to one. But I hate his musicals. Which brings me to the point...

A couple days ago I was at a friend's place And saw "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum." on the video shelf. I remembered liking it when I was a kid, so I put it on. Oh, the horror as the opening credits rolled and I saw the dreaded name "Sondheim"! Well, I sat through the tolerable opening song, "Comedy Tonight." Luckily, the next half hour had no songs, though unfortunately little comedy either. Then came "Lovely," which was anything but. Half way through "Everybody Ought to Have a Maid" I turned the damn thing off and put on "Blazing Saddles." http://imdb.com/title/tt0071230/ Now that's comedy!

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I don't mind that you think Sondheim sucks, everyone is entitled to their own opinion! :) Just one thing...how can you like Mel Brooks and not like "Forum" (the non-musical aspects of it) even a little bit? They're so similar!

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I actually found the non-musical bits of Forum reminiscent of bad Mel Brooks (like "History of the World Part 1"). Lots of potentially funny gags shot with no clue that something called "comedic timing" even exists. What makes "Blazing Saddles" and "Young Frankenstein" so funny is not just that the material is better, but that they were timed and edited beatifully.

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If it's the same movie you liked as a kid, why did you like Sondheim then but not now?

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You've never gone back to something you liked as a kid and wondered why you ever liked it? I hadn't seen the movie in at least 15 years, if not more. Who knows what I was laughing at way back then.

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Anyone with an ex knows THAT feeling! XD

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There's lots of stuff I liked ten years ago that I can't watch now. It's because I had no taste then.

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What is not to like about the actual screenplay. The plot is taken from various plays by the Ancient Roman writer Plautus who basically invented the "I Hate My Wife" joke. The two adapters, Shevelove and Gelbart, wrote various classic farces and Gelbart was an even the chief writer for the show M*A*S*H. How is the material not gold?

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"How is the material not gold?"

Ugh. It's easy -- it's just not funny.

Aging, graying, paunchy, wrinkled Borscht-Belt has-beens in a last-gasp effort to resuscitate a dying movie genre (the big screen musical), during an era where rock music was (rightfully) taking everything this "musical" represents and bulldozing it under.

Seriously, how can anyone under the age of 65 find anything even remotely funny about this dreck? The entire cadre of "comedy" has-beens on display remind me of someone who is in an accident and declared brain dead, but their heart doesn't know it and just keeps beating -- the curtain had long ago been rung down on musical comedy, but these people somehow found refuge on Broadway, and after that, the old Johnny Carson show.

The only things missing were Milton Berle, Red Buttons and Jerry Lewis.

Someone else mentioned "bad Mel Brooks" -- I couldn't agree more. What a snorefest.

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Homer, as a fan of rock music, you should certainly appreciate the staging of Everybody's Gotta Have a Maid, which anticipates the style of music videos many years before MTV.

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If you don't like Forum then you can't possibly blame Sondheim, since most of the songs were cut.

So what is it about Sondheim musicals that sucks? To make that generalization one must obviously have a wide acquaintance with his body of theatre work, since the only other shows of his that have been filmed have been West Side Story (w/Leonard Bernstein, did not suck), Gypsy (w/Jule Styne, did not suck), and A Little Night Music (the only one besides Forum where Sondheim did both music and lyrics, and which a lot of people thought sucked -- though I did not).

He's a THEATRE composer. His shows are designed to be seen in a THEATRICALIZED world, not the naturalistic world of film. Sunday in the Park with George would never work in a real park -- which is how they would do it in the movies -- it can only work in a stylized theatrical park on a stage. Pacific Overtures would never work as a film. Sweeney Todd will probably not work as a film -- it works in the theatre because all the gore is obviously not real and it's up there a hundred feet away on the stage. How are we going to react when it is going to look very real indeed and is in close-up on a 40 foot-high movie screen? It becomes a very different show.

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First of all, I can certainly blame Sondheim for at least part of why I didn't like the movie (at least the first half hour until I turned it off) since I hated 2 of the first 3 songs.

Also, like I said, I'm married to a Sondheim fan, who also used to work in theatre. She plays audio tapes and sing his songs and I can really say that as far as Musical Theatre goes, I really don't like his music. I find his lyrics pointless and his music almost non-existent. For musicals, I really like Rodgers & Hammerstein, My Fair Lady, Mary Poppins, etc. The better songs in those musicals seem like they could have been great songs on their own, whereas the majority of Sondheim songs remind me more of opera - just the plot moving forward with rhyme and melody.

Just my 2 cents.

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Shrug. So you don't like Sondheim. I don't like Brussel sprouts.

Well, that was interesting.

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Rodgers & Hammerstein? Give me a break. Stephen Sondheim is a genius but "Forum" didn't translate well to the screen. It's hilarious when seen on the stage.

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Uh, most of the songs are very good, and compliment the film and story. I pity the fool who doesn't get it.

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It's been my experience that for men (I wont try to speak for women), straight guys lean toward Webber and gay guys lean toward Sondheim. I like Forum and Company well enough, but Superstar and Evita are more to my liking.

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Straight guys like Webber? Really?
I mean I can't really pin a gender to his work, but come on.
"Jesus Christ Superstar" doesn't seem quite masculine.
I adore Forum, including and especially the songs that were cut. I'm also a theatre freak as well as film, so I can see the difference.
I love the humor of History of the World Part I and Forum...sorry. I'm immature sometimes. :-/

Yes, I said it. :)

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Are you kidding? Every straight guy I know who has any affinity at all LOVES Superstar, including my ex-BF who was straighter-than-straight. He hated most musicals but loved Superstar (which, I should add, is not quite my cup of tea).

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Well I'm straight and despise Webber but then I'm biast - I've met him...

Sondheim has two of my favourite musicals ever - Forum & Sweeney Todd.

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Being gay I have to agree all my stright friend like wedder (who I can't Stand) and I worship Sondheim!

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Andrew Lloyd Webber is a mediocre hack who has maybe one memorable song per show. Stephen Sondheim has more talent in his little toe than Webber has in his whole body.

And I'm a straight guy.


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I hereby consider myself pitied :-)

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Maybe the reason you like Rodgers/Hammerstein more is because you are too stupid to understand Sondheim's scores.

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Maybe.

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I'm sad that you didn't enjoy it.
It's one of my all time favorites.



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It's unbelievably ironic that you say that, since Sondheim was one of the first to use songs as a way to comment on the status of the characters and not just as a device to further the plot. In his breakout, Company, the songs served as an aside—basically a monologue, but musical—and in fact the show had no plot at all! It was a series of loosely connected vignettes on a common theme. As for the 'non-existent' music, the only possible example could be Sunday (which, I might remind you, won the Pulitzer). In this example, the music is meant to be almost non-existent; its a reflection of the pointillist painting portrayed within. You certainly haven't listened to Merrily We Roll Along, which has an unusually lush score for Sondheim. Sondheim is also known for his incredible wit and wordplay (and sometimes bawdy lyrics), but those haven't really seemed to resound with you in the slightest conceivable measure.

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I find his lyrics pointless and his music almost non-existent.
Non-existent music? I'm not even sure where to begin with that. It's probably important to remember that not liking something doesn't make it not music. You're like the guy who regularly posts on my local newspaper's website and refers to every movie with a rating higher than a PG as "this so-called film," as if his moral and artistic preferences have anything to do with something's status as a film. In other words, any given Sondheim score has just as much music as "My Fair Lady" or "Mary Poppins" or a Rodgers and Hammerstein show. Hell, even Steve Reich and Captain Beefheart and Rammstein make music. Whether you like it or not.

More importantly - Pointless lyrics? He has written some of the most pointed, intelligent, emotionally charged and meaningful lyrics in all of Broadway. His lyrics for just about any of his songs reveal as much, if not more about plot and character and human nature than just about any Rodgers and Hammerstein songs. His lyrics to "Could I Leave You?" or "Ah, But Underneath" or "Chrysanthemum Tea" or "A Bowler Hat" are just as meaningful as the best songs in "Oklahoma!" (one of my favorite shows) or "Carousel" (ditto.) His songs work on the intellectual level - they are clever, intelligent, and meaningful even as they help us understand the plot and characters better - but his words are also, quite simply, a joy to hear. They're great songwriting, and the perfect example of what a Broadway song should be.

It's fine that you don't like Sondheim. But the man is able to choose his words more carefully and pack more meaning into his lyrics than just about any other lyricist out there, and to claim otherwise is to fundamentally misunderstand the purpose of music, lyrics and, well, language.

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How can you say that one cannot get a sense of Sondheim's work because most of it has not been filmed? You're only naming the ones that had film "adaptations" made.

Many of his shows have been preserved in a filmed version of their original Broadway versions filmed in the theatre so a viewer can get a sense of exactly how Sondheim (and his collaborators) meant for it to be presented on the stage and not after various screenwriters and adapters have changed and cut up the narrative and song selection and order and settings to turn it into a film. Looking right here on IMDB you can see that such versions exist of 'Passion', 'Into the Woods', 'A Little Night Music' (onstage as well as the crappy filmed adaptation from the 70's), 'Sunday in the Park with George' (his finest), and 'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street'.

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Sweeney Todd will probably not work as a film -- it works in the theatre because all the gore is obviously not real and it's up there a hundred feet away on the stage. How are we going to react when it is going to look very real indeed and is in close-up on a 40 foot-high movie screen? It becomes a very different show.

Indeed you are right about it being a very different show. But as for "probably not work[ing] as a film --" I hope you've changed your mind now that you've seen it. I am a longtime singer and live theater fan...and I loved the movie for many reasons.

Regarding the gore - Sweeney ranks pretty low on the "gee this looks real and it scares me" meter.

Regarding Depp's Sweeney: In my opinion, he blows to hell all the operatic, puffed-up baritones with 10-mile-wide, forced vibrato I've heard in various Broadway performances (including, sadly, the 2005 revival). Same with the Mrs. Lovett characters (Jayzus Patti, do you have to *beep* scream??). I know that live theater has to be ramped up, but geez, we're all in the same room. And you're mic'ed, for godsake. Relax.

Depp and Bonham-Carter are untrained, sure - but that's what makes his Sweeney and her Lovett so tragic and believable. They sing - as well as act - like real people. (Not to mention he's gorgeous.) There's no division between the singer and actor, which really seems to work for non-theater-going audiences.

Then again, I've always had differing opinions on what makes good singing than my opera-singer friends. If the singing complements the story, and doesn't get in its way, it's good. One bad example was the Johanna character in the movie. When I first heard the opening notes of "Green Finch and Linnet Bird," I though, "Wow, beautiful! Bel canto for sure." Then she sang a long note, and I cringed as I heard heavy, warbling vibrato in a 17-year-old voice distorting the pitch all to hell & back. Wrong. Lazy. Bad form.

Didn't mean to turn this into a movie review..but there it is. Back to Sondheim sucking.

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i would like to know why everyone bases their opinions of musicals on their *beep* cinimatic adaptations! musicals are fantastic when they are shown through their proper medium, which is of course the stage. so if you want to pass judgment on steven sondheim, go see company on broadway right now. (just be warned that the dude playing bobby sings "being alive" in a way that makes me cringe, but he's coping the OBC) or the other really good one is Sweeny Todd, but not the movie. at least dont see the movie before you see the stage or at least listen to the OBC (dont mean to sound condesending but OBC stands for original broadway cast, just fyi)

so mister "i hate musicals" you dont know musicals as they were meant to be seen.

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I'm not sure if you're referring to ME as mister "i hate musicals," but I certainly like them as much as the next guy. No, I don't get out to the theatre as often as I'd like, but a job and kids will do that. Anyways, I was referring to the SONGS, not the production, and I think I can judge the songs pretty well whether I hear them on stage, in a movie, or on an audio recording. And as for my overall opinion of Sondheim's songwriting, see the title of this thread :-)

And as I said before, I know a lot of people really like him, and I can respect that, but my opinion stands unchanged.

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It's pointless to base any opinion on musicals, or Sondheim, on this movie, since as many have pointed out, this movie is a terrible representation of a Sondheim show as it has cut so many of the songs. This thread never should've been started--its entire premise is false.

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FU. That is sacreligeous.

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Weird that Sondheim is not credited on IMDB for this movie.

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Well, I understand the Rodgers & Hammerstein reference--many of the songs stand on their own, outside the context of the play they are in, and have become "Great American Songbook" type of standards. I'm not a huge Sondheim fan, but to give him his due, I think the "West Side Story" score contains some fine, timeless lyrics. And that hack Andrew Lloyd Webber elevates Sondheim to the status of genius, in comparison. Webber's overblown crap--in my opinion--marked the death knell for American musical theater. In particular, "The Phantom of the Opera" is an insult to intelligence and taste, and should have died a-borning.

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I agree that "West Side Story" is the exception to my "Sondheim sucks" rule. It has plenty of quality songs. As for favourably comparing him to Weber, the term "damning with faint praise" comes to mind.

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Thanks for sharing.

Now, do YOU have a board we can go on and say YOU suck?

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Feel free to start one; I can take it :)

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Don't worry, you aren't alone in not liking Sondheim. I know some people who don't like him either, although I am not one of them. Here's a wacky story about that though. I did a production of Follies in 2004, playing Max Deems, and the person who came to review us was no fan of Soundheim so she just trashed the play. The director was so upset about it that he wrote his own review that praised us all and said that this is the review that should've been written.

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Sondheim's music doesn't sell as single songs very often, you're very right about that. Unlike Weber, who follows simple rules for creating his music and lyrics, making it stuff that sells easily; Sondheim is fond of dissonance, and his songs don't have simple melodies. Weber makes musicals for the masses, I equated him to the Michael Bay of musicals. What Sondheim does isn't going to appeal to everyone, expecially out of contest. His music is wordy, and don't tend to have a lot of melody, therefore a lot of people don't like it, especially casual theater goes and people who aren't really into musicals. In fact, he notes it himself in the musical "Merrily We Roll Along," which ironically flopped as a musical when it was first produced. He doesn't compromise his musicality to appeal to money.

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"Webber makes musicals for the masses, I equated him to the Michael Bay of musicals"

Beautifully said. Equally talentless. Really sounds like something I could have said! But Sondheim definately does have plenty of melody, catchy even sometimes (look at Sweeney, Forum, Company etc.) and he even tends to develop it contrapuntically, harmonically and greatly.

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The opening song is only one of the best in movie history.

Well at least there weren't any flipper babies!

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"Weber makes musicals for the masses, I equated him to the Michael Bay of musicals."

I'm no fan of Andrew Lloyd Webber, but that is a major insult that I don't think even he deserves.

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Last poster: genius comparison. Thread starter: you should die in a hole, I mean really, go get some taste. Sondheim is a genius. Ready for another comparison? The Shakespeare of musicals. Also, "West Side Story" is by far not one of Sondheim's best, he said it himself. And finally, to whoever said that Raul Esparza ("the dude singing "Being Alive"" aka Bobby in the recent revival of "Company") makes you cringe. You get taste too. His "Being Alive" is so deeply felt and emotional. It, and he in that show, is incredable. He's also fantastic in straight plays ("The Homecoming," "Speed The Plow").

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