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Sellers as the great director: More sand in the desert.

Victor Mature, a former film noir actor, to his agent while they waiting in a hotel room to meet the great director: "Should I be wearing my trench coat when I answer the door?"

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To person asking who is in the car: "Marlon Brando's nose."

*** The trouble with reality is there's no background music. ***

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Victor Mature's agent, telling him that Vanucci is on his way up, wants to talk about a picture, a 'neo realistic film'.
Victor Mature: "Send him up. What's... 'neo-realism'?
Agent: No money!

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Sellers doesn't say that line: It's spoken by Vittorio de Sica playing himself in an uncredited cameo, directing a film called "Flight From Egypt" from which Sellers and crew steal all the film equipment when they are shooting a sandstorm.
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"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see"
-John Lennon

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no matter how far you a-run,you can .never run away from a-youself

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Gooda morning! Gooda morning!

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"Where is he? Where is my Tony!? Where is my beautiful Tony? Look at that skin—like a baby. Whatsa matter, you never get old like the rest of us, eh? I love him, I LOVE him!"

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Arrgh...if only I could steal enough to become an honest man!

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