Things We Can Learn From Thunderball
1)Don't let French pilots fly in a RAF plane that is carrying two atomic bombs.
2)Grieving widows who open the door of the car at a funeral are really male Spectre agents.
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3) If you come back to your hotel room and find a strange woman bathing in your bathtub you should know where her shoes are so that you can give them to her;
4) If you come back to your hotel room and find a strange woman bathing in your bathtub you needn't worry about sleeping with her, since it's not likely she'll try to harm you even though she's likely to be an enemy spy;
5) But probably the best thing to learn is that before you leave your hotel room it's a good idea to hide all of the towels, that way if you find a strange woman bathing in your bathtub she'll have nothing to cover herself when she gets out;
6) The British do not know how to correctly spell the word SPECTER, which is odd since they invented the language to begin with. But for some reason they don't know how to spell a lot of words or how to pronounce them correctly.
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Everyone may have an opinion but very few seem to have an informed one.
7)If you're one of Largo's henchmen and you don't and you fail to kill James Bond, congratulations, you just won a one-way ticket to the shark pool!
share8)It's not a good idea to try to send Bond to Canada.
share9)The Spectre rings are horribly designed.
10)Before you use a flying machine to escape from the bad guys, make sure that you're wearing asbestos lined trousers.
11)Diamonds are Spectre's best friend.
12)British briefing rooms are WAY too big.
13) If a boat is traveling 200mph, just be sure to reorient the steering wheel every few seconds while beating up bad guys to make sure you don't crash into an island.
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