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Best MST3K lines from 'Teenage Strangler'

posted 18 years ago by rudeboy8080
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Mikey: Gosh, Betty. I didn't steal no bike, neither!
Crow: Is he[Jimmy] giving birth?
[When Officer Anderson sits down, Mike and the Bots make couch farting noises]
Tom Servo: He crashed the car...and he shot himself!
Mike: It's Drew Carrey!
Crow: You're standing in my biscuits and gravy!
Tom Servo: MIKEY'S DOWN! GET A MEDIC!
Crow: I love it when you act like Dur Fuhrer, dear!

Jimmy's dad: The whole, ugly mess is going to come out again.
Tom Servo: That's no way to talk about Mikey!

Tom Servo: I am Officer Anderson...Anderson, that's who!

[–] BillaBongUSA 18 years ago

At the beginning of the movie when the two girls are running down the street:

Mike: I cayan't stop!

Just thought that was really funny for some reason.

[–] TheLastStop41 17 years ago

Looks like we found Waldo!

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[–] Ham_and_Egger 17 years ago

Incredible Sexless Girl-Man Tells All In Crying Jag

This is a league game, Smokey!

[–] Fail-Safe 17 years ago

Mike: Don't lick the furniture this time.

Tom: If I could just smell a few cushions, I'd be happy.

Tom: Mistress Syisha. I'm here for my beating.

Mike: Look. Rhubarb.

Crow: It wasn't me who was murdered, was it?

Tom: *sniff-sniff* You been eatin' Spagetti O's?

[–] rudeboy8080 17 years ago

Yipe Stripes, get the crap kicked outta you!

[–] SwanKong 17 years ago

Look even 9-year-old Charles Whitman is enjoying it. LMFAO!!

"If it wasn't for war, you wouldn't know what peace is." -Col. Flagg

[–] Dagger33 17 years ago

I love how Mike and the bots replaced the "Yipe Stripes" part of the song with "White Flight" and "Seig Heil."

Also, "They like to enjoy the scenery while they drag-race."

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[–] andrsbckly 16 years ago

"There's been another murder." "Oh no, it wasn't ME that was murdered, was it...?"
(housewife to cop) "Do we start with tough questioning? when do you start getting physical with me?"

"Could you frisk me again?"

"You scared a lot of us..." "Scaring a lot of us is a felony...."

[–] texanengineer 16 years ago

"You can't squeal in dirt. Its impossible."

[–] Mr_Sparkle666 16 years ago

I closed the door for you Michael.

And you can laugh
a spineless laugh
we hope your rules and
wisdom choke you

[–] Dear_Oderus_Urungus 15 years ago

(While frisking suspect)Have you been working out, you feel pretty good.
(Suspect after frisking)Could you frisk me again please?

To the world you may just be somebody, but to somebody you may just be the world.

[–] rudeboy8080 14 years ago

*Spoilers*

[The janitor tries to strangle Betty to death...and Lt. Anderson stops him by shooting him with a gun]
Mike Nelson: The Lysol is in the.......uhhhhhhhhh!
Tom Servo: Ironically, there's nobody around to clean him up!

[–] Mr_Blonde3 14 years ago

You're not fully dead until you're ZESTFULLY dead!

I love to love my Lisa.