Conditions


Baynes Barron (throws down script): "All right. I'll do your little picture, Katzman, but I want a love scene. Yeah...on the beach ... with a babe in a bikini! I was in The Ten Commandments, you know!"

Leonard Katzman: "What?! -- Sputter! Squawk! Gasp!"

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that's gud. that's gud. It's close enough for jazz!

Reference is inscrutable because there is nothing to scrute.

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That was unbelieveable!

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It works for me.

I suspect that the person in the mask did it as a joke but the Director thought it looked creepy so told him to do it on a take. Unfortunately he looked like a toothless old coot and hardly a menace.

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But how could such a creature live with its brain uncovered by a skull or even sense?

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You mean the Director? A strange breed capable of actually collecting a paycheck without a cranium. It would also explain the absence of a conscience.

For example, this movie has no point, it is as if it was made on a bet.

Oh, well.

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I have retitled it "Space Probe Yer Anus". More fitting.

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Machine wrapped with butter?

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Puff Wastery.

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Almost as tasty as Henry Brandon.

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