Best MST3K lines?
(when we see the spaceship)
Servo: Douglas was pear-shaped, very short and stood the whole way!
(when a guy walks up some stairs and a piano is heard)
Servo: Hey, its the musical stairs from the science museum.
(when a couple is making out and a dog barks)
Crow: He made her bark!
Dr. Logan: What the hell do you want from me, Dr. Brent?! I don't have a precision mind like yours!
Crow [as Dr. Logan]: I'm only a scientist!
Man: Open up your hood
Crow (as woman): Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Narrator: The long wait began!
Joel: And you're going to see every minute of it!
Narrator: There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics...
Servo: "Oops".
Narrator: The line between science fiction and science fact...
Crow: And science crap!