Wow, it's hard to pick just one. I guess I liked the one where the gas station attendant was eyeing Varla's exotic cleavage and made some sort of comment about seeing America first, and she replies "You won't see much of it there, Columbus!" OOOh, scratch face, kitty!!
Anyway, I like the zany, racy dialogue in this flick. Anybody hava a favorite line or two??
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"Puppy cuter than pig, but piglet cuter than puppy." -Mail Order Wife-
"I never try anything. I just do it. Wanna try me?" - Varla
I don't think it's correct, I think it is something like "I never try anything. Like I don't try beat clocks, I just do it. Wanna try me?"
tHe MuRdER CaPiTaL oF thE woRLd
"walk into this world with you head up high"
The Old Man: "You girls a bunch of nudists or are you just short of clothes?"
That old guy was pretty funny.
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"Puppy cuter than pig, but piglet cuter than puppy." -Mail Order Wife-
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I like Varla's "You won't see much of it lookin' there, Columbus!" quote as well as "I never try anything. I just do it. Wanna try me?".
share"What about da money?"
"She is da money!"
I'm partial to Billie's "Crazy! Like, what's he having for the main course--- Us?!".
share[one of the characters is lighting Varla's cigarette]
VARLA: Cool it, baby. You're almost a fire hazard.
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Varla on the guy's car: You could time that thing with an hourglass!
Linda: Did somebody mention MY FIGURE?!
omg... i almost died laughing there. i felt so stupid b/c i was watching the movie alone, like at 1 in the morning, in the dark, but laughing so hard. i should have known that in a movie about go-go dancers if someone has a line about an hourglass, there would be a follow-up reference to a figure.
also, when Varla and Rosie are walking away to inspect the old man's grounds or something, Billie says to Linda, "Those two make the Mafia looks like brownies!"
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I LIKE TONS OF LINES!
brokeback dude:you got a weird sense of humor
Tura:TRY AGAIN! I GET FUNNIER!
Billie:would you like to look under my hood?
Annoying chick:Would you like a soft drink?
Rosie:you're putting me on right? a soft drink?we dont like nothing soft we like it HARD!"
Tura:Your old man's been blasted out of wheel's and your king sized brother's been twisted like a pretzel.you're all thats left,lover and you're not gonna be around for long
billie:Here rosy baby,Pop the top before you blow your own!
and of course thats been commented:
Easy baby,you're a fire hazard
My two favorites...
Billie: It's about passin' out time!
and
Varla: You were a long time coming!
Billie: Tell me about it!
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"You won't find it down there, Columbus!" (best quote of movie)
"See you in church"
"You should try AM/FM. You one station broads are a drag!!" (ad-libbed)
I don't know why, but I love it when Rosie, talking about Tommy, says, "His car is okay, just the color needs changing. Like maybe...yellow?" Dunno. Just like the way she delivered it, I guess.
Not sure if I got the quote exactly right, but at the lunch when Billie says "I'm of the legal age to vote, drink, and love. The next election is two years away and my love life ain't so great, so hand me some of that 100 percent!"
Tommy: I don't know what your point is--
Varla: THE POINT IS OF NO RETURN, AND YOU'VE REACHED IT, PAL!!
(in driver's ed my teacher was talking about yellow lights and he referred to a "point of no return," and I instantly thought of this line and I burst out laughing). I love how basically everything Varla says feels like it should be in caps.
Rosie: Nothing we do is-a-Soft, Everything we do is-a-Hard! Varla: Try that again and I'll be massagin' your back with a club!
shareI love the "THE POINT IS OF NO RETURN AND YOU'VE REACHED IT!" line, also the scene where Billie and the Vegetable are alone together, she just strings together a bunch on one-liners/sexual come-ons...
"You got yourself quite a playroom here buster, what you need now is a playmate."
"What you need is a manager...10% of your action would be enough for anyone."
"I never took no course in anatomy, but from what I can see, you've got two of everything and some left over."
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Yeah, I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day.
-Creeper, the Hamburger Pimp from "Dolemite"
"What about the frail? What're we gonna do about her?" Classic '40s tough guy dialogue...in the sixties! Russ was a man of his era.
shareDefinitely hard to pick just one. There are SO MANY in this film that I love. A lot have already been mentioned so let me add a few more:
BILLIE: [in reference to the gas chamber] I think I'll take my chances with the gas. I ain't sleepin good as it is and a girl's gotta have that good 8 hours.
BILLIE: [talking to the vegetable as he lifts weights] I don't know what it is you are training for but whatever it is.... you're ready!
OLD MAN: What could I do? I am bound to this chair for LIFE!
VARLA: Better you should be nailed to it!
OLD MAN [in reference to Linda] You look like you've been runnin around honey.
VARLA [speaking for Linda] She's had her exercise for the day.
LINDA: She lies! She kills! She kills with her bare hands!
VARLA: Your all listening to very sick girl. She's in shock and far from home.
BILLIE: ....but what ya got for sin Varla?
VARLA: That depends boom boom...
Here is another one I forgot to mention in another post:
VARLA:
"Your old man has been blasted out of his wheels and your king sized brother has been twisted into a pretzel. Your all that's left lover and you don't have long."
FPKK has to be one of the most quotable movies of all time. Almost too many to pick from. I (re)discover new ones every time I watch the movie.
Others have already mentioned many of my favorites, but here's another that hasn't been posted yet that always cracks me up:
Old Man (looking at Varla): "She's a cold one all right, more stallion than mare. Too much for one man to handle. Then again, you never can tell, she just might gentle down real nice with the right halter."
And this exchange:
Kirk: "You're a very sick girl."
Varla: "I was healthy enough a half hour ago. Or do people look different to you when they're not horizontal?!"
And:
Varla: "Let's just time Lancelot as he comes charging to the rescue."
Tommy: "What's going on here?"
Varla: "Three and a half seconds, champ, you were great!"