Ewwwww, please. Leave the casting to Tarantino, he has a taste, you don't at all.
First off, no one of those 3 chicks you mention is hot enough. I don't care how overrated they are, they are not hot enough at all. Second, Jessica Alba is a stick, she has a flat ass and she's flat chested and she has no curves, she's the most overrated woman alive but she isn't even hot or anything to gawk at. I'm so sick of her overrated mug. She's the total opposite of what this movie requires. Jessica Alba is the anti-sultry and the anti-foxy, she's also the anti-curves, and this movie is all about sultry, foxy and curvy. Oh, and lets not forget she can't act at all. Oh yeah, and lets not forget how fat and terrible she looks these days: http://i26.tinypic.com/fdar6h.jpg Not something you'd like to see in a movie like this. (or in any movie for that matter)
If she wants to look the way she used to before she got pregnant, which wasn't very impressive to begin with, she's gonna have one hell of a hard time trying to do so.
Now Megan Fox, she's cute, definitely a lot better looking than Alba, but just like Alba, she's a stick, her ass is flat and she's flat chested, she has no curves at all. She looks good in pictures, very photogenic, but actually when I saw her in Transformers I didn't think she looked half as good as she does in pictures, she may be one of those girls who look better in pictures than in reality and in movement, cute, but very overrated (not as much as Alba though, and she's better looking), I don't think her looks are anything over the top or too hot at all. Just like Alba, she can't act to save her own life.
And WTF, Scarlett Johansson? Another overrated one. She looks like any average girl you can see anywhere, she looks like a cow or a horse face to me, her looks are nothing special and even though she's not a stick like the 2 previous girls before, she's fat, not curvy in a sexy way or shaped in a sexy way, fat in a cottage cheese kind of way. She's also way too white and blonde. Don't like her.
Now Kim Kardashian is as fine as it gets. That b!tch is perfect. Even Tarantino is drooling over her hotness. Her face is stunning, her body is a dream, perfect for this movie, she's beyond amazingly hot, she's the hottest famous woman that exists. She is also really sultry and foxy, perfect for the role.
Britney Spears used to be the hottest woman. She was drop-dead-hot like no other celebrity has been. And even though these days she's not looking half as good as she used to and she gained a lot of weight, her body used to be very curvy and nice. She's also sultry and foxy. I'm sure Tarantino can make her look as good as she used to and be the responsible of her comeback.
Eva Mendes is not my favorite but she's alright, she's cute. If Tarantino thinks she would be good for the movie, I'm sure she is.
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KazKazui
16 years ago
Okay, now wait... you say they're overrated? But Spears, Kardashian and Mendes are not overrated? Well, umm... sure.
So, you say a cheap slut who's even not a actress, a fat drug whore who can't take care of her children and some chick who should really cool down with plastic surgery are hot? In which world? On which planet? In which dimension?
But maybe I see your point. To give this movie a real trash factor you need some "actors" who look like trash... okay, now I get it.
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peterstrauss-1
16 years ago
how fat and terrible she looks these days? She's pregnant...
I feel sorry for your wife (if you have or ever will have one)
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