favourite MST3K quotes

The refueling riffs in the 1st refueling scene hit their marks. (i.e. "No. Please, stay for breakfast. Over." "Cordite 4, promise you'll call?") Than in the 2nd refueling scene, Mike, Tom, & Crow had to recall their riffs from the last scene & came up w/ some weak new riffs like, "mother's milk" & "I don't know where you end & I begin!" But then Crow came up w/ this gem: "No! Don't! Just a few 5000 lbs of fuel then I'll quit!" Hence the junkie joke.

Many riffs about the "The Starfighters"'s easy listening score.

"Forgot to yield. F-."

(from the movie itself)
"I always knew sex was so corny. But did you know corn could be so sexy?"
& whoever riffed as "the wife" made that Urkel laugh.

"It was humili8n'! I had to eat a lizard & drink my urine!"
"You were only down here for ten minutes!"
"I know!"

& of course to describe any uninteresting or possibly unimportant scene:

"That was a gr8 seen."