You're right..("Bert and Mary" threads)

You're right.

Mary Poppins and Bert the chimney bloke had a real affair going on, and their was more sex in that movie in 1964
than in any episode of Peyton Place in its whole entire original 1960s TV show.


How could I forget??

Bert the sweep---he had a nice big BROOMHANDLE he did (more cockney slang) for Mary's bloomin' chimnewy, he did..
and anytime that Bert the sweep did an excellent effort at it..UP Mary's chimney in by her legs the chimney went.


How could I THINK that this is just an inncocent wholesome G rated Disney type DISNEY film??

I'm so sorry.

We ALL knew that it was REALLY much more, also Mary hoped to be George Banks's new WIFE!


And let's not forget the way that Mr.Banks leered at Michael and Jane...

And Bert REALLY wanted to ride the merry go round horses and (bleep) at Jane and M ichael, and Mary.,

Amanda Bynes is hot and Lindsay Lohan is not.
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