What was Bert?


He knew Mary and went with her on her adventures but didn't seem to perform any magic of his own or if he did it was extremely subtle.

If this was a J.K. Rowling story he'd either be a muggle who knew of the wizarding world and not only accepted it but embraced it and was therefore in Mary's good graces because he gleefully went along with every whimsy she conjured up.

Or he was a squib who could do limited amounts of magic and aided Mary with it.

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He was a screever, an improvisational poet, a chimney sweep, and a one-man band. What's the mystery?

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I'm a puppet, a pauper, a prairie dog, a pirate,
A poet, a puddle, a prawn and a king
I've been a peach, a pear, and a pineapple pie
I've been a penguin, with a case of pink eye,

I've been a pimp wit da bling
with a bear on a swing,
I've been everywhere,
and I've seen everything,

But you need to know one thing:
That when I wake up with pastel chalk on my face,
You'll see Bert pick himself up and get back in the carousel race!

THAT'S LIFE, BERT


(Sorry, I know it's not good..)


"I've seen so many Kung-Fu movies, I could probably speak Mandolin!"

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see recalcitrant later on the board.

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Bert was a Shyster!

Bats, are they really blind or are they taking the piss?

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Bert just knew Mary and that was it. They had a good time together, then again the film could had done more define the relationship.

Its that man again!!

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One of many PL Travers' stipulations for allowing Disney to make the movie was that there to be no romance between Marry Poppins and Bert. There wasn't even to be no hint of such a relationship.

I think there is a hint of at least they knew each other in the past.

I don't feed trolls--I eat them(for breakfast!!)

Jay

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He was the chimney sweep.


RIP our beloved Mickey Rooney, 1920-2014. May you, Shirley Temple & Judy Garland have peace in that malt shop way up in heaven.
MAGIC=Sarah Silverman.

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I always wondered the same thing. He seemed to know an awful lot about what was going on. A little too much to just be a friend!

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What you just described sounds like marriage... LOL!!

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imop, he was a jack of all trades!

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He was, indeed, a jeck of aww trides, guv'ner!

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At one point he coulda had class. He coulda been a contender.
He coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what he is.





"I've seen so many Kung-Fu movies, I could probably speak Mandolin!"

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What was Bert?

A chimney sweep with a bad accent.

It wasnt me, it was the other three. Hang them!

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He used to be in pictures, he used to be big!
He still is big. It's the pictures that got small.

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