I'm surprised that this subject isn't up here already - it has been on every other MST3K film I've checked.
Anyway, my favorite is probably this exchange:
Grant: So, what was that terribly funny thing that you were going to tell me?
David: Oh . . . on second thought it wasn't funny at all.
Crow: Oh, Adam Sandler!
“I must be dreaming – it couldn’t be this easy!”
Mike sings in an easy-listening-voice:
Sunday, Monday, happy days...
I was on the floor for 10 minutes after that one :-)
Kitten easily makes my list of Top 10 favorite experiments. So many hilarious lines! Including one of my absolute favorite MST3K moments:
When Stratton, Grant, Vera and the Vardens walk into the Tijuana strip joint, Crow says "Wow! Amy Grant has really crossed over!" upon seeing the main dancer, who bears a kinda-sorta resemblance to the Christian singer. Tom then starts singing "Jesus Loves Me" in a jazzy, bump-'n'-grind style. I've seen this dozens of times and laugh every time!
Oh yeah, too funny!
Mike's intro on the new DVD cracks me up when he says,
"Mike! Kitten With a Whip, tell me about that one!"
Mike: (as Vera) I've never understood a single thing ever
Servo: The cameraman must not have expected this
Servo: Oh, and by the way, we went in and cleaned up your house, and you were elected senator, and the girl cast the deciding vote right before she died
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
Parody title - Puppy With A Nunchuck.
shareHey! You turned off Doodles Weaver!
I find my solace then in bottles,share
And I forget them axolotls.
The scene where John Forsythe is dropping her off at the train station.
As he watches her walk away, I believe it was Crow who says "Watch the steering wheel snap in his hands......."
That made me laugh really hard.
Man that was funny.......
"I knew a girl from Minneapolis-St. Paul. She was known as "The Tail of Two Cities" - Groucho Marx
There isn't a shower thats COLD enough for this man!
share(When Jody hides in the closet)
Crow: She crawled away to have kittens
(the guy points a razor to David): "You drive"
Crow: "I'll shave"