The Baby

Actually the baby's name was Thomas Lester Pirouline III. And he is I. I currently reside in Canada, which is a country to the north of the U.S. I presently am governor of an invisible province which lies underneath the Hudson Bay, called Invisibaylia. This position requires me to be in Ottawa a great deal of the time, so if you're ever in town look me up - and down! - as Bob Hope might have added in his clever way. As you can see he is still an influence on me to this day. Ha Ha. I still have the cage he put me in, by the way. The studio gave it to my parents in lieu of payment. Thank you for your interest in my life. Thank you very much.