Best MST3K lines?
Servo: Powerwalking just isn't his thing
Servo (as cop): If I could find a windshield, I'd give it a ticket
Mike: He almost showed an emotion there
(as the monster is eating a woman)
Mike (as monster): If you could help me out by climbing in here...
Mike (as couple): We'll just wait here while you eat us
(while the monster is eating a group of girls)
Servo: Now this is just gluttony
Crow: He is depressed so he just goes out and eats
Crow: I need to find someone who's rich in antioxidants
(as a couple of seniors talks during the dance scene)
Mike: There is just plain no need for sex
Crow: I'll be just fine without it here
Mike: That's right
(during the dance scene)
Servo: If my deepest, darkest despair had a choreography, this would be it
Servo: People melt in your mouth, not in your car
Servo: If they're already dead, they can't climb into his mouth like the others
(as the monsters eats the guy trapped in the car)
Mike; He likes it straight out of the can
Mike: Only after the monster died do people think of running
Mike: I think I hit on something: stay away from its mouth, don't crawl inside of it, that's it!
(as the cop is trying to destroy the spaceship)
Crow: Hey, take it easy, Roger Corman needs to use this set later.