Favorite MST3K lines
[An astronaut is infected by the alien bacteria and he has black make-up smudged over his eyes]
Joel: He looks like Robert Smith from The Cure.
Crow: Looks like he needs "the cure".
-Where's the body, Little Buddy?
Donna: My father's a cop...and he claims that rats and the law don't mix.
Tom Servo: I thought they were synonymous!
Crow: AN ELVIS ZOMBIE!
Tom Servo: Priscilla, make me a banana sandwich!
Tom Servo: It's Ed Begly Senior!
Crabby malt shop owner: No rats allowed!
Tom Servo: Unless they're on the menu!
Tom Servo: If the gun doesn't kill him, her stew will!
Joel: This corn relish is radioactive!
Joel: Anytown, U.S.A.
Sheriff: You've had a hard night!
Crow: A hard, day's night!