Favourite Quotes


Has anyone got any favourite quotes from the film?

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Sid (while looking at the moose head on the wall) : "He must have been going like a bomb when he hit that wall"

The porter : "No taxis run on this line"

Ernie (mimicking the hearse driver) : "Ay, give or tek a bob"

So many more !! Any obvious ones I may have missed?

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Ernie: Is this an Omen?
Sid: No, it's a Rolls-Royce.

Ernie: Sometimes I wonder how it's possible to live with an ignoramus.
Sid: Oh I manage somehow.

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Sid: (on seeing Adam Faith as Shirley Eaton's boyfriend) A bloke with a mush like that, he couldn't even make a living.

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(Ernie knocks gently on door)
Sid: Careful, you'll knock the door down
Ernie: Manners Sidney...
Sid: ... will get you nowhere boy

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"Blood on my cauliflower"

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[after realising he is carrying both suitcases]
Ernie: Hey, Sid. This is your suitcase.
Sid: Good, hang on to it.


Marilyn Monroe: I don't want to be rich. I just want to be wonderful.

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