-He deep-fried his sword!
-You look like warp!
-Enter the Dragon!
-Spock!
-It's pay-per-view, you can only watch for two minutes before they start charging...
-What?! Is he a knight from the Bronx?
Lordac: The Princess Heliane will make a delicate dish for my dragon.
Crow: I am serving her over rice...with fava beans.
Joel: Lordac...you're a jerk!
Crow: It's King Grady!
(A knight gets hit by a log)
Tom Servo: Captain's Log!
Joel: Open the pod-bay door, Hal!
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My favorite line is near the beginning, when the princess is shown bathing
Tom: Whoa! That's _precise_ editting...
And I just saw the widescreen version on TCM this morning... it sure was ;)
"Princess Helene! Princess Helene!"
Tom: "Your lights are on!"
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Crow: Is someone who hangs out with hags a hags hag?
Servo: Dragon trainer? They're kidding us, right?
Lodac: The Princess Heliane will make a delicate dish for my dragon
Crow: I am serving her over rice...with fava beans
Joel: Jerk! You broke my sword!
Joel: Hi-keeba!
Servo: And a double hi-keeba!
[A knight gets hit by a log]
Servo: Captain's Log!
Lodac: My ogre will kill them both
Crow: His odor?
Branton: Mount your horses gentlemen
Crow: We're not that lonely!
Servo: The movie's duller than that blade!
Lodac: Alright, take her
Crow: (as George) Here...in front of the circus people?
Crow: You know, if this were a Japanese movie, this whole movie would revolve around this dragon
Crow: (as Lodac) Oh, goodness gracious! I'm dead!
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
Joel: In a private ceremony they were married by Grady from Sanford and Son.
Bots start humming the S&S theme song.