MST3K


Eegah on MST3K is one of the funniest movies ive ever seen. the movie sucks without the commentary but with it its hilarious.

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Oh I know!!! MST3K is the best!!!!

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"Watch out for snakes"

"I'm not a weenie, you are the weenie"--Guttirez.

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Crow- "Welcome to The Crypt, etc... Kill me"

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eegah drives a tank

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would you shut about the damn dune buggy you little twerp!

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"Tequila."

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."---Homer Simpson

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"This guy went to the Torgo School of fondling."

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Ya gotta see the Original Print (on-DVD , if Ya can find-It).

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Man, these people live like pigs!

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i like these....


"You're bogarting that joint floyd"

"My dress is blue..."

"Sorry about the face"

"(loud speaker effect with voice) Uh, would the boy by the pool please discontinue the music, oh and watch out for snakes"

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"TAXI! oh I drove."

"Wowey Wow Wow!"

"ROXY!!!"

"Don't layer your voice like that"

"Watch out for snakes"

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"Nobody says WEEE!" Tom Servo
... "Look at my thorax!" (While Roxy dances)

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How about:

"He resents my dune buggy!"

or

"I am William Burroughs...I am William Burroughs...I am William Burroughs...I'm Rose Kennedy."

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Joel: Oh, are they carrying a pig?

Crow: I'll throw this grapefruit at you!

Tom: Dad! quit wriggling in my seat like that!

Crow: Oh, yuck! he's groomin' himself!

Joel: Oh no! he's got people stacked like cord wood in there!

Crow: I don't know why, but I wish he'd pistol-whip him.

Crow: Come to Eegah retirement village for the good life.
Tom: Town caves and slag heaps starting at $100,000.

Crow: It's Lawrence of Pasadena.

Joel: He's wearing corrective socks.
Tom: He's wearing corrective everything.

Crow: Over to your right: the Robot Monster set.

Joel: Oh, I let another one.

Joel: Oh, poopie! . . . Oh, double poopie!

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She gets picked up so much, she should have a handle!

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when arch is singing:

crow:fortunatley, he remembered to bring the isley brothers.

joel:(to arch)I demand you stop smiling!

crow:i figured it out, he's a cyst with teeth & hair.


when eegah sees the helicopter flying away:

crow:uh, must go tell others, oh, wait, there are no others.


when roxy is shaving eegah:

crow:oh, that's not a tongue, it's a musky leech!

then it cuts to arch:

joel:oh, for once, i'm glad to see him.



I LOVE L.D.!

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Hey, look! There's an oven in the living room!

~*~
You can hide a multitude of people behind a cheesy moustache.

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Tom Servo (speaking about Arch Hall Jr.): "It's Cabbage Patch Elvis."

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"Dang, my room is always near the ICE machine!"

Dad in the movie while daughter is being fondled by Eegah: "Give him something else!"
MST3K crew: "Daaaaaaad!"

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OldBoy: 8/10
Irreversible: 7/10
Idiocrasy :7/10

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