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As long as this film is so ludicrous anyway-

posted 19 years ago by Jordan_Haelend
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Somebody ought to create a remake that's a gay version! They could call it "Eegay," or "Eeguy" or something. Tom ends up in the cave with Roxy and Mr. Miller only to find that the giant is romantically interested in HIM! Tommy must use all of his meager resources -and, God knows, his very meager abilities- to prevent himself from being deflowered!

At the end, having been dumped by Roxy for a surfer-dude, and now unable to resist, he makes his way back to the cave with some supplies, strips to his skimpy swimsuit, and ends-up being kissed and carried into the giant's home.

Suddenly we hear that voice! "Watch out for snakes!" Tom looks over the giant's shoulder, smirks at the camera, and says "You mean the one in his loincloth? Wowsy-wow-wow!"

"An Archer is known by his aim, not by his arrows."
-Li Chen-Sung (Richard Loo,) The Outer Limits

[–] allipalmer 19 years ago

AWESOME!! I would see that 20 times in the theater! Oh man. Hell yeah.

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[–] zlada 17 years ago

Thanks...now I'll have endless nightmares.

Underneath the haughty there's a little bit of naughty.

[–] dr-kandimba-1 8 years ago

I would finance a kickstarter to make this movie, just for the title "Eegay". In fact, all bad movies should have a gay remake. I'm thinking "Plan gay from outer space" (aliens resurrect the dead and turn them into depraved gays that chase soldiers) and "Pollas, the d*ck of fate" (no explanation needed).