Full IVE promo transcript

NOTE: Lines in quotations indicate scenes of dialogue within an episode. A question mark beside a line of dialogue indicates something I couldn't hear very clearly.

International Video Entertainment, May 1987, presents seven exciting volumes of the greatest supersleuth of all time.

Roger Moore plays the cunning international playboy Simon Templar, with an eye for the ladies...

"Oh, please, we'll do anything!"
"Anything!"
"Anything? Well, that'll be different." (?)

...and a nose for danger.

"Hold it, Templar."

In a world of fast cars and global intrigue, Templar jet-sets to exotic locations all over the world in his fearless pursuit of master spies...

"Very good."
"I've had quite a bit of practice."

...international criminals...

"You try anything... and you'll be very dead."

...and dangerous and dazzling women.

"Eh-eh-eh. It's my turn to dance with Simon."

There isn't a crime he can't solve...

"This is an inside job."

...a mystery he can't unravel...

"They'd steal it! But you seriously said they'll try?" (?)
"I'm sure of it."

...or a woman he can't charm.

"I could dance with you all night."
"And so you shall."

They don't make 'em like they used to. The Saint.

>:(
"Are you trying to say "capisce"? Because it hurts my ears the way you say it."