All: (as invaders advance on Space Chief)Ha, ha, ha, ha. Your costume is ridiculous!
Crow: Look, it's Space Chef!
Mike: Uh, Chief.
Crow: Chief Chef?
Servo: (singing) Space Chief failed miserably, and tried to cover up his shame!
I also loved the continuous riffs about the head invader's record/helmet.
Crow(?): Has anybody seen my record?
As rocket rises up..."Gooood morning!"
"Wait for Grandpa Rocket!"
I've got another one:
Servo: Mike, I've got another song. (sings) Dah dah, dah dah dah dah - EAT IT, MOVIE!
Calm down, folks. It's only a movie.
Servo: "Suppository Man!"
Crow: "Seriously, guys, where is my record?"
(after the kids have been looking for the rocket in an open field and suddenly see it)
Mike: "Oh, I can see how they missed that."
please tell me none of you have forgeten the hitler museam.
"42 its a happy cult" Kiwi
where will we find Hitler memorabilia now?!
share(Record playing backwards)
Crow: Paul is a dead man. Miss him! Miss him!
Tom: It was made in America, what a piece of junk!
(As police officer directs crowd of panicky Japanese people)
Mike: This way, I want to stack you guys for some reason.
"Hail Nobra!" - Deformed Cobra clone soldier
(Lightning)
Mike: Draw storm!
(Space Chief shoots at the ship, and nothing really happens)
Crow: What the hell'd I do that for?
Man: That shiny object...
Crow: I'd like to put it in my nest.
Servo: You know, Space Chief should actually try going up into space sometime.
Crow: Yeah, he's more like Lower Atmosphere Chief.
- One of my favorite MST3K episodes in the Mike and Pearl era. -
Japanese guy: "It just stopped?"
Crow: "Much like our scene here."
Crow: "A tiny stick! No! Cancel the invasion!"
Mike: "Space Chief is actually Racer X, Speed's brother."
Crow: (as Space Chief is waving from space craft) "Yeah, read between the lines, kids."
Mike: (as spaceships are flying away from destroyed buildings) "Strong letter to follow."
Servo: "Suppository Man!"
Crow: "I'm losing weight as we invade, thanks to my new sauna suit!"
Servo: "Or...or...origami! Well, I like that!"
I don't remember who said this, but:
(as the Neptunians drop the Crispix of Death)
Oh no! They stay crunchy in milk!
<I'll get back on my medication tomorrow, I promise>
Misc. Character: "I'm here."
Servo: "I just had to fix my hair."
Or when some guys are sitting around on the grass, one of them suddenly leans forward and Servo makes a vomiting sound. Perfect timing.
Crow(i think): He's more like Lower Atmosphere Cheif or Barely Off the Stupid Ground Chief
Servo: "I found my record!"
*ship blows up*
"Waaah!"
"Can't get enough Super Sugar Crisp."'
"Wait, I want to jump around while you fall down more."
"He's Crazy!"
Mike: "But we're Japanese children. We can anywhere we want."
(In Movie), Annoying Child: "He's very young." Servo: "And he's Japanese."
Any of the jokes about the music are great too. I think they actually did lift it from Triumph of the Will.
...he saw only a shadow on the waters that was soon lost in the West...
(unexcitedly) "Aaaaaaaaaaah. Aaaaaah."
"Goooooooo Panthers!!"
My favorite: "It's over 200 maaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhs!"
"Get the cane."
"Hey read between the lines, kid."
(imitating the dish moving up and down) "Oh yeah. Oooooh yeah. Uh-huh"
...and the countdown at the end. Crow's frustration is hilarious!
When Space Chief shows up after many scenes of things being blown up:
Kid: Space Chief!
Tom: Space late.
Man: What? The clock's running backwards.
Tom: That means lunch won't be till yesterday!
When the kids find the thing with the message:
Tom: Oh no! You kids again? Is there anyone else on this planet?
(same scene) Mike: It's a nauseating shorts detector.
When the kids are looking into the telescopes:
Crow: I'm looking for dignity but there just isn't any.
Shot of army men running:
Mike: Let's find the children, they'll know what to do.
Crow: (re tubby kid with glasses) This must be the "Piggy" of the group.
I also found it very funny when, during the really Russian-sounding music, Servo just started bobbing up and down going "Hey!" in time like a stereotypical Russian dancer.
<I'll get back on my medication tomorrow, I promise>
Crow: (As annoying kid) Hey, this isn't squid world.
M&TB imitating the three children:
Servo: Do you think so?
Mike: I don't know.
Crow: Perhaps you're correct.
Mike: (as that one lady) I must put on something desent.
Crow: What times are it?
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none of you have said one the best jokes in the show:
crow:prince of space...chief.
I LOVE L.D.!
[The Neptune Men's fighter ships strafe the children's car.]
Servo: Space Chief's off having a couple Sapporos with Jet Jaguar and Prince of Space.
"They took out the Hitler building! Where are going to find Hitler memoribilia now?"
shareCrow: Does any of these kids have names?
Tom(imitating a voice in the film): Bring all rockets up.
(While all the rockets are rising and there is a really annoying sound playing)Mike: I thought it couldn't get more annoying, thanks movie!
Crow- "I just know Dr. Smith is going to be in this one."
shareUh I say we're looking for the bullet head family reunion!
Get away from the car.
Children of the pot.
They're invading st. louis
Hey you're a loggins and messina fan.
They blew up the hitler building!
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Mike: Wow they blew their wad on the title sequence
Mike: Sounds like the Little Rascals are gonna be in this
Servo: So the aliens come and strangle little kids. Thank you Japan
Crow: Children of the Pot
Crow: (singing) Paul is a dead man. Miss him, miss him...
Man: Take those kids out to Mt. Mosaka
Mike: (as the man) Leave 'em
Mike: Scientists labor to find out what the hell the deal is with Japan
Crow: Charlie was close. He was right next to me
Mike: Boy, that guy really photojournalisted the hell outta that place!
Mike: They were never seen again and Japan came to an end. The End
Mike: Apparently, the kids have level 5 security clearance
[An explosion occurs outside.]
Servo: Ooh! Grandpa tried to program his VCR!
Mike: [as Tachibana] Just a quick peek at porn
Servo: Gamera, get back in your kennel!
Man: Run!
Crow: Ride and loot! Burn down the Asian grocery stores! Oh, no, no, no! Wait, wait!
Mike: (as Tachibana) Stop zooming in! I have no emotions to show you!
Mike: A break dancing task chair!
Tabana: Thank God!
Crow: (as Tachibana) And his son, Santa Claus!
Mike: (as a kid) But we're Japanese children! We can go anywhere we want at any time!
Crow: (as a kid) That's right
Crow: Robby the Robot in a depressing cameo
Servo: Surely Mozart and his holy reindeer will come down to save us
Mike: You know, I wish the running would never stop! I mean it. I simply can’t get enough shots of these kids running! No really! Literally, there's no limit to how much I want to see of this!
Servo: The Catacombs of Ancient Legoland
Servo: Run! Work! Run faster! Work harder! Abandon healthy diets! Drink a lot! Never speak to your children! Do not apologize for the war!
Crow: Clouds of toxic porn drift across the city
Mike: You know, I thought I'd never say it, but all of a sudden, Independence Day seems a richly nuanced movie!
[A building explodes]
Mike: Grandpa tries to set his digital alarm clock
Servo: They took out the Hitler building! Where's everybody going to go to see Hitler memorabilia?!
Crow: Oh, the Hitler rides and games! The Hitler salt and pepper shakers!
Mike: The great restaurant! The bunker! It's gone!
Crow: Prince of Space...Chief
[The alien mothership blows up]
Mike: (as an alien) I found my record!
Crow: Movie, see what you’ve done to Servo? End!
Servo: Hey, that guy on the left! He's an American! Hey, buddy! Get out of the movie! Run while you can!
Mike: Brought to you by the League of Psychotic Children. Surround yourself with annoying shrill-voiced children! Good Day!
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho