[As Santo stands there in his wrestling outfit]
Should I change into my costume?
Come back! So I can tell you to go away again!
Now he's gone too. Maybe it's my office that drives people away?
[Vampire woman to staring cop]
Yes, they're real.
We're chaperoning the HELL out of this party!
This prophecy is pretty vague.
The eczema support group meets in the basement.
You are not the Kissingers!
We had a really Hispanic time! Thank you!
"awright marines, grab your socks and drop your.......socks!"
"I didn't shell out the extra money for the bat-chasing option on this car and NOW I need it....!"
"Tandra...." "That's PERMA-FROST to YOU!!!"
"We need to hunt for human blood..." "I say we start by looking for humans....!"
Just the hysterical laughing when Samson entered the film suddenly, in full garb, and the terrified screaming after the cut to the scene where there is a bed in the foreground, and two men standing behind it, and the second guy is taking his shirt off. Looked like they were about to get down to business!
"That mirror thing was GENIUS!"
Anybody else think that head vampire lady looked like Kim Kardashian?
"Let the Cher jokes begin!"
"Hey, that looks like Cher! Hah ha!"
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You are now breathing manually.
God bless Samson
Who is he papa?
God? Well He's a Judeo-Christian deity
"I know I will kill someday" Crazy Bee
"And they call us the undead."
"Wanna buy a watch."
"Its one of the kids from House Part."
"Why is he wearing a waste basket."
"Be sure to stop by again tomorrow...and then leave immediately!"
I lost it when the girls plays piano at the beginning, the man looks at her and they say: "No no no, you naughty boy, don´t look at me".
I laughed tears when I heard that ^^
Mike: She has to hold her arms up until her roll-on dries
Mike: Oh, bite me
(in the ball scene)
Servo: I never thought I'd long for a mariachi band