Favourite MST3K lines


"You'll be taken by plane"
And pushed screaming out of the back whilst in flight.

Could you say that a bit more woodenly?

I never thought the apocalypse would be so - annoying.

"That's quite a set up"
They sure are.

[A soldier looks at some tracks in the forrest]
Hmm, a woman was humiliated here. Then patronised over there.

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The white zone is for loading and unloading of spies only.

No-one will be admitted during the breathtaking "Car Parking" sequence!

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"Lucky one! Doesn't have to see any of this."

"Here's a little present for Mr. Stalin, courteousy of Uncle Sam!"

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"Hi, Prophase!"

"Hi, Anaphase!"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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"Kids, don't play inside refrigerators. They don't open from the other side!"

"They're missiles, not taxis!"

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Not a line, but whenever someone on screen would walk in front of that dark object (not sure what it was), they would start humming that weird monolith music from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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"You taste like a fat, drunk Russian."

"I hate to shoot a butt like that."

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Mystery Science Theater sucks!

I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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Shut up, Iris.

Promise her anything, but give her a Pez!

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"We cannot let this be THE END."
--"OOOOH YES WE CAN!"

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This was a hard one to watch since the movie was so extremely dull. Didn't know what was going on with the Phantom Creeps short either.

Now Russia's all over the news.

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