Best line in the movie


Juanita Hall:..... A dozen of thousand-year-old eggs, and be sure they are fresh.

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I'm partial to the following dialogue exchange -


WANG CHI YANG (ENTERING WANG TA'S BEDROOM): Look - he didn't come home. This is the first time he stayed out all night. What could he be doing?

MADAME LIANG: If this was a quiz show, I could win a trip to Europe!



(And you gotta love it when Frankie Wing comes bounding on stage to sing "Gliding Through My Memory," and Mei Li - in all her sweet innocence - remarks in surprise, "It's Commodore Low!")

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Wang Chi Yang to Wang Ta: When it is time for you to think for yourself, I will let you know.

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"My back is wet..."

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When Mei Li and her father are given something to eat at Sammy Fong's nightclub...

"I love American cooking!"

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MADAME LIANG: If this was a quiz show, I could win a trip to Europe!


Murph24, as I always say, great mimds swim in the same stream. You stole my thunder.



"WE ARE THE PRESIDENT!" First Lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton

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Sammy Fong: "Nothing's changed!"

Linda: "Nothing's changed! You're going to marry her!"

Sammy Fong: "That's the only thing that's changed!"

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Wang Chi-Yang to Mei Li: I just want you to know I was never in favor of the custom of drowning girl babies.

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<Sammy Fong: "Nothing's changed!"

Linda: "Nothing's changed! You're going to marry her!"

Sammy Fong: "That's the only thing that's changed!">

Yes, & when Jack Soo sings "If you want to have attractive children, baby, don't marry me".

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Make it 3: "that's the only thing that's changed"

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Just discovered a lovely Mei Li line, upon receiving her party dress, "Oh, it is so beautiful and so outspoken.

Don't you just love her!?!?!

A tree is best measured when it's down.

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The best line was after Wang got robbed he was asked to describe the thief. He replied, "I can't. All white people look alike".

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Wang: [as Wang San runs from his brother's bedroom] Wait! Why aren't you in school?
Wang San: It's Saturday!
Wang: Always excuses!


unable to stay, unwilling to leave

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"I could win a trip to europe" was best, but "Five years in citizenship class and all you have learned is This Is Not China" got the biggest laugh with the people I watched it with (2 out of three were from China).

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I am watching this movie right now and I love the way Sammy Fong Says: "Man? He's a Jerk. I'll break his...rice bowl." and then takes a smoke of his cigarette. I love this part, I rewound it a couple of times. LoL

unable to stay, unwilling to leave.

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Mei-Li: Are you wearing scent to ward off evil spirits?

Linda: Oh no. To attract them.

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Wang: Knowing you are a fool is the begining of wisdom.



At least I think that's the quote. It's pretty close to that. There were a LOT of good quotes in there.

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Madam Liang's two put downs to Master Wan:
"Your bedroom may be safe for everything else, but NOT money!" and
"At your age, privacy in the bedroom is the LAST thing you should complain about!"

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Something like

"Mei Li: I love American television. And such beautiful music - [singing] 'Filter, flavor, flip-top box!'"

Only us old timers will get that.

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Please, explane :)

Oh woof...

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She's singing the jingle for a cigarette commercial? I thought it was obvious in the context of the movie, for old-timers or no.

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Yes, but I actually remember the commercial from way back when! :D

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Policeman: So where are you folks from?
Mei Li: The East.
Policeman: Oh, New York, huh?
Dr. Li: Further east.

Sammy "She's alright! She came into this country the regular way; through her mother!"

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Sammy - "I'm a dead duck -- Peking style."

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The SS. SS...

Well you got the initals right anyway

and

That women blew her evil spirts in my face.

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Wang Ta to Mei Li (kissing her) This is only half done
Mei Li: Do it well done please

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I also like the, "It's Saturday!"
"Always excuses." The younger brother had a lot of great lines. I liked his character a lot. I liked how he sounded like every other kid you hear in 50's and 60's movies. :)

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It took her five years to become and American. It only took her nine months to
become Chinese.

cmvgor

"A man does what he has to do-if he can't get out of it. - Bret Maverick's Pappy

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Forgive me if I misquote:

"She has the constitution of a cow and is as amiable."
"Thank you, my father."

*giggle*

~~MystMoonstruck~~

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Mei Li, commenting on the party dress given to her: "...and very outspoken."

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wang ta: do you..like it here, miss li?
mei li: oh yes i like it. 'specially i like...quakaahh oats.

:)

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