Best line in the movie
Juanita Hall:..... A dozen of thousand-year-old eggs, and be sure they are fresh.
shareJuanita Hall:..... A dozen of thousand-year-old eggs, and be sure they are fresh.
shareI'm partial to the following dialogue exchange -
WANG CHI YANG (ENTERING WANG TA'S BEDROOM): Look - he didn't come home. This is the first time he stayed out all night. What could he be doing?
MADAME LIANG: If this was a quiz show, I could win a trip to Europe!
(And you gotta love it when Frankie Wing comes bounding on stage to sing "Gliding Through My Memory," and Mei Li - in all her sweet innocence - remarks in surprise, "It's Commodore Low!")
MADAME LIANG: If this was a quiz show, I could win a trip to Europe!
Sammy Fong: "Nothing's changed!"
Linda: "Nothing's changed! You're going to marry her!"
Sammy Fong: "That's the only thing that's changed!"
Wang Chi-Yang to Mei Li: I just want you to know I was never in favor of the custom of drowning girl babies.
shareI love this line too.
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Yes, & when Jack Soo sings "If you want to have attractive children, baby, don't marry me".
The best line was after Wang got robbed he was asked to describe the thief. He replied, "I can't. All white people look alike".
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Wang: [as Wang San runs from his brother's bedroom] Wait! Why aren't you in school?
Wang San: It's Saturday!
Wang: Always excuses!
unable to stay, unwilling to leave
"I could win a trip to europe" was best, but "Five years in citizenship class and all you have learned is This Is Not China" got the biggest laugh with the people I watched it with (2 out of three were from China).
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I am watching this movie right now and I love the way Sammy Fong Says: "Man? He's a Jerk. I'll break his...rice bowl." and then takes a smoke of his cigarette. I love this part, I rewound it a couple of times. LoL
unable to stay, unwilling to leave.
Madam Liang's two put downs to Master Wan:
"Your bedroom may be safe for everything else, but NOT money!" and
"At your age, privacy in the bedroom is the LAST thing you should complain about!"
Something like
"Mei Li: I love American television. And such beautiful music - [singing] 'Filter, flavor, flip-top box!'"
Only us old timers will get that.
The SS. SS...
Well you got the initals right anyway
and
That women blew her evil spirts in my face.
Wang Ta to Mei Li (kissing her) This is only half done
Mei Li: Do it well done please
I also like the, "It's Saturday!"
"Always excuses." The younger brother had a lot of great lines. I liked his character a lot. I liked how he sounded like every other kid you hear in 50's and 60's movies. :)
It took her five years to become and American. It only took her nine months to
become Chinese.
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"A man does what he has to do-if he can't get out of it. - Bret Maverick's Pappy
wang ta: do you..like it here, miss li?
mei li: oh yes i like it. 'specially i like...quakaahh oats.
:)