Favourite MST3K lines

Hylus: "If father caught me with a woman..."
Tom: He'd be surprised.

[Horse after Hercules has knocked out his rider]
Well done Herc, I was with you all the time y'know!

They're steam cleaning the horses!


(after seeing the lantern)
Servo: Oh dear lord, the canary exploded!


Joel: (as Hercules) Oh I must've overslept Hercules style!

Servo: Maybe if they pulled up the anchor the plot would move a little

Joel: Hey do you guys remember why we're doing this?
Servo: No, I'm on the film and I don't even know what's going on
Crow: Well let's get out of here or our careers are done for

Crow: Hey it's a personal pan Hercules!

Joel: (as Hercules) I'm a little drummer boy

Joel: Herc is as mad as heck and he's not gonna take it anymore!

Queen Antinea: You must protect us mighty Uranus!
Joel: Bite me! I'm a statue!

"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho


boy she's really strict!



(after Herc and Atlantic warriors broke two tables one after another)
Princess: With this mighty warriors we'll rule the world.
Joel (probably): We'll break all the tables all over the world.

(Atlantic warriors take off their helmets and appear to be with the same white hair and stylish beard)
Joel (probably): They all look like negatives of Abraham Lincoln.


The whole dialog on the secrets of Uranus, the high priest dedicated to Uranus, how Uranus was a just cause, the blood of Uranus,... - childish joke, I know, but it made me laugh. The crew did not make any comment, just sounds like "oooh", as there was nothing more to say.