I Hope That Stacy Was Wearing Coppertone SPF 50!

Reporter Stacy Taylor (as portrayed by Davee Decker) was a very lovely woman with a beautiful, porcelain-like complexion, sort of like Sandra Dee or Maureen O'Sullivan.

However, as I watched Stacy sauntering about the camp in the buff, I couldn't help but hope that she had lathered on some especially strong suntan lotion before baring it all. Ms. Taylor's fair complexion reminded me of the late, great George Carlin's observation that "you could always tell the Irishman (or Irishwoman) on the beach; he's/she's the one with the white phosphorescent skin." And Mr. Carlin would then reflect on how he would home return from a long day at Jones Beach looking like the proverbial red lobster. Ouch!

In addition, I thought that it did not look right to see all of the other, presumably, longtime "naturists" at the camp with tan lines. I believe that first time visitors to nudist camps, nude beaches, etc., are referred to as "snow bunnies" with their oh-so-obvious white "cabooses" and white (female) "pectorals."

And Stacy's fellow nudist camp friends looked as if they, too, had just recently discovered the pleasure of being au naturel as well.