Why couldn't the hospital evacuate itself 24 hours sooner?
Before the bridge was nearly destroyed, the main road was more passable and they weren't cut off at several points by the world's fastest lava flows?
What point was there in having more adults to carry the kids? Three kids were carried. One died, the other sunk his carrier in quicksand. The fat nurse, apparently, was impossible to kill. There'd have been a smaller body count had the doctor headed up the rope and the old French whore supervised the back with the blind girl.
What made the priest a better terrain guide than the doctor?
Seems like the French invented democracy AND misogyny. "Let's put it to a vote. There are five of us." Meaning five MEN - a priest, a doctor and three convicts. The merciful whore, the nurse and the blind candystriper apparently weren't qualified to vote.