Review of 'The Beast of Yucca Flats.

........Plot: none existent...........Cameraman shot first. Asked questions later.........Best dialogue. "Awww awwww awwww awwww" (the Beast)..........Script. Like written at a local bar after downing ten boiler makers and three vodkas straight..........Tor Johnson's best line. "Awww awww awwwww."............Tor Johnson's best line in any movie. "Awww aww awww."............Story. does not fill need for blood; I mean plot.............Seriously folks the short burst narration in this film is enough to give someone brain freeze.
TAG LINE: True genius is a beautiful thing, but ignorance is ugly to the bone.