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Why did someone make this movie? Why is most of this (thankfully short) film narrated by an unseen man? I feel this may have been an anti-bomb/anti-war film. I can go along with that, but this is horrible. (Yet addictive, as another person said.) One more thing: Why did I take the time to write about this movie?

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"One more thing: Why did I take the time to write about this movie?"

Jimiphish, not yet caught in the whirlwind of progress, takes time to write about the movie. Type first, ask questions later.

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A man types. Someone shoots at him.

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Post on a message board. How did it get there?

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Several forum frequenters respond to the OP's post.

Stanley Kubrick is the greatest filmmaker ever. -Steven Spielberg

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IMDb users. Wounded by awful movie. Combine to create greatest thread ever.

Death is...whimsical today.

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Bump. The wheels of progress. Keep it in sight. Like boys feeding soda pop to thirsty pigs.

He always follows the creek.

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Find the thread, and bump it. Man's inhumanity...to man.

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Vacation time. Threads travel east, west, north and south. Why???'s heading due south. Beast posters aren't bothered by anything, not even flying saucers.

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Touch a key, things happen. A poster becomes a beast.

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babel on 5, respected IMDb user. Now a troll prowling the forums...a prehistoric beast in an internet age. Post...post just to be posting.

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Posters from the city, not yet caught up in the whirlwind of cyberspace, feed comments to the thirsty trolls.

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Sadly this is Coleman Francis's Citizen Kane.

PS- I deeply apologize to the late Orson Welles for referencing Citizen Kane in regards to this celluloid train wreck. Even in jest.

Sadly this is Coleman Francis's Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Dear Ed Wood,
See previous apology. Just alter the names.





*-*-How the devil does Clint Eastwood not have a star on the Walk of Fame? -*-*

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Aunts from Vermont, watch them refuse the sandwiches offered. Old cobblers open cans of cat food, feed them to bats. Way of the world.

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Why is most of this (thankfully short) film narrated by an unseen man?
Dialogue. All of it. All from unseen characters. Or people facing away from the camera. Progress. A woman's purse.

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yucca plants. flats? or mountains? of progress. how will we know? a butterfly.

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a once powerful and humble thread, reduced to..... nothing.

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Bump. Secret postings. Never before seen outside the walls of the Kremlin.

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Secret club. Amusing but pointless. Talk like Yucca Flats narrator.

If I spiked you, you'd know you'd been spoken to

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Having just watched this film, I must express my love for this thread! Haha!

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People post on IMDB. Caught in the wheels of progress. Damned to watch this movie endlessly. Addicted to crap.

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