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Coleman Francis' '2001: A Space Odyssey'


COLEMAN FRANCIS' "2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY"
by porfle



1. THE DAWN OF MAN


Human evolution time. An ape and his wife. Unaware of scientific progress.

Always on the prowl. Looking for something or somebody to kill. Quench the apeman's thirst.

Shockwaves of an alien monolith. A once powerful, humble ape. Reduced to...human.

Monolith on the moon--how did it get there?

Heywood Floyd, noted scientist. Recently escaped from behind the shower curtain. Wife and children bored in Florida.

His aide carries a briefcase. Secret data on the alien moon monolith.

Secret data. Pictures of the monolith.

These men are also from behind the shower curtain. Two of NASA's most ruthless accountants. Their orders: get the briefcase. Have lunch with Floyd.

Heywood Floyd's destination...Clavius. And a meeting with the top brass at the monolith excavation ground.

Nothing bothers some people, not even floating fountain pens.

Kids from Earth, not yet caught up in the whirlwind of progress, feed birthday cake to the hungry bush baby.

Touch a button...things happen. A scientist uses a zero-gravity toilet.

A man chokes on a ham sandwich. A woman's lunch. And footprints on the moonscape.

Secret data. Never before outside NASA. Man's first monolith on the moon.


2. JUPITER MISSION--18 MONTHS LATER


Human evolution time. People travel east, west, north, or south. The Discovery travels east, with two small astronauts. Adventurous astronauts.

Young Dave Bowman. Spaceman. Caught in the centrifugal wheels of progress.

Frank Poole, Dave's partner. Another man caught in the frantic race for the betterment of mankind. Progress.

Seven-hundred and ten in the shade...and no shade. Dave and Frank try to make their way up to Jupiter. To reach the planet a man needs a space pod. A jump from the pod could land you in orbit.

Frank Poole. Wounded para-sailing in Malibu. Dave and Frank try to keep the cosmos safe for humanity. Seven days a week.

Meteors. Once a menace to astronauts. Moon bases deflect them off their research grounds.

Hours in the broiling hot space laboratory, with no trace of the malfunction. To replace the AE-35 unit and allow it to fail is the only answer. A trip out into space, and float. And if the malfunction is in the ship's onboard computer, HAL...disconnect him. Disconnect first, ask questions later.

Dave and Frank pick their way up to the mouth of the space pod. One slip, and two feet to nowhere.

The space pod drops its man. If Frank Poole moves north, the impending malfunction will be caught in the middle. An innocent AE-35 unit, caught in the wheels of justice.

A man floats. Somebody severs his air hose.

HAL, finding his victim gone, unleashes his fury.

The hunter and the hunted. With only a few feet between him and the emergency airlock, Dave Bowman closes in for the kill.

20 hours without rest, and still no oxygen. In the smothering deep space vacuum, Dave plans another attack. Find HAL's brain, and disconnect him. Disconnect, or be disconnected. Man's inhumanity...to machine.


3. JUPITER AND BEYOND THE INFINITE


Dave Bowman, noted astronaut. Now a star fetus, prowling the spacelands. A futuristic baby in the nuclear age. Float. Float, just to be floating.



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LOL. Very well done! You just mashed together my favorite movie of all time with quite possibly the worse movie I'd ever seen. Brilliant!

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If there was a "like" button I would click it.

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Good grief, this was brilliant! Even though it was only the fourth line I laughed until I nearly choked at "Monolith on the moon... how did it get there?"

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At least i didnt fall asleep over Beast of Yucca flats, ill give you that.

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mwahaha... please somebody bring coleman back to life for a 2001 remake with this screenplay!

monolith on the moon... how did it get thre

Human evolution time. People travel east, west, north, or south.

Touch a button...things happen. A scientist uses a zero-gravity toilet.

seven hundred and 10 in the shade.. and no shade

one slip... and two feet to nowhere

disconnect, or be disconnected. mans inhumanity... to machine.

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This is the best thing I've ever seen on IMDB.

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Brilliant!!!! One of the best posts I've ever read on IMDB.

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