What if Nat Hiken had worked with Jack Webb.....?

We might have gotten this theme song:

There's a hold-up down in Watts
Compton's broken out in fights
There's a traffic jam in Downtown
That's backed up to Lincoln Heights
There's a man fighting his ex
Khrushchev's due at LAX

Car number 12 where are you?

"Don't tell me your little problems son, all I'm interested in is results."