Best MST3K Lines.

Mike: Let's draw straws to see who we cut open and crawl inside.

Mike: I did it. I saved us all. I'm Chunk Iron-Chest and I won!

Captain: Penetration rocket...
Crow: Don't say that!

Crow: Looks like they're in a Wham! video.

Servo: Then you dig it out, you wrinkled old Nazi crunt.

Mike: The moon is officially icky.

Mike: Messiah tracks, two...three days old.