Best MST3K lines?
(when the girl plays several keys at one on the piano)
Joel: It's John Cage!
(when the girl screams)
Crow: She sounds like a seal!
The steady supply of Soft Rock Hits they hawked whenever film showed setting of Tom's beach house.
A satirical TimeLife Album included: Bobby Goldsboro! ("...and Honey, I loved you"), Paul Anka! ("You're havin' my baby") . . . A seemingly endless list, that just gets worse (or better) whenever the beach house setting was established. Made only funnier by the filmmakers using the same clip every time.
They went as fast as a real commercial, their timing impeccable.
The "John Cage" quip also made me laugh out loud, and I was alone.
I prefer the toad less raveled