MST3K


Is the MST3K-version cut? How mutch? what? (nudity?)

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MST3K- Mystery Science Theatre 3000...funny as hell...if you've never seen it, its likewatching a movie with 3 other people in the room.

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Yup!
I LOVE MST3K!!
My favorite: the Pod People
("John Egar had to memorize his lines phonetically")

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yes and I loved the tryouts especially when the ballet dancer goes through her entire routine. When she finishes then and only then do they tell her they aren't looking for ballet dancers!

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lol, not only that they ASKED her to do a few steps!

RIP Heath Ledger 1979-2008

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The one you are thinking of is Mole People but both episodes are great.

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Good riffs from this ep:

"I'm Bob Boxbody."

"Well we can always pay her in cigarettes, cocaine and coffee."

"Babs played fullback for the lions."

"It's the 'drunk aunt at the wedding' dance!"

"Hundereds of dancers are loaded into a plane and dropped on Singapore!"

My mom and I love this one lol.

See the lies, spirit dies, your disguise: Monster size.

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Servo: So they take off from LA and fly to New York to go to Singapore?

Babs: I've got news for you.
Mike: I'm Clint Howard!

Girl: I feel that something terrible is going to happen!
Mike: Unlike the plane crash?

Mike: MY CLINIQUE!!!

Servo: M-a-y-d-a-y...wait, slow down!

Crow (imitating Blackwood): Enjoy Gary!

Servo: Dr. Strangelove!

Georgia: Her folks live in Minnesota.
Crow: Their governer's a huge, bald Nazi!

Mike: This is great chase music.
Crow: Suddenly, I want to do the "Charleston."

Servo: Hairy palms?! Mother was right!

Georgia: Here's Gary's bracelet.
Servo: Most of the candy hasn't been eaten off yet.

Crow: It's a giant sea doughnut! We're saved!

Crow: Her accent changed three times in one sentence.

Mike: This poor guy thinks they're manatees.
Crow: We're nude, we have no nipples, and we're uniformly colored!

Mike (sings): It's kooky and we're swimming and it's kooky and we're swimming and we are nude and we have no nipples!

Crow: It didn't stay in the air!

Crow: Oh, you have nice skin! I think a little foundation and a...
(Georgia screams)
Crow: Well, okay, I was only trying to help!

Mike: I'm glad it's dark. Now I can imagine my own fight scene!

Gary: A hammer, with a long handle.
Crow: That's me!

Crow: Try saying "Gary" to it!

Crow: I usually have to go to a website to see this like, nakedwrestlinggiantesses.com.

Gladys: May, it sailed by. It sailed right by.
Servo: Even zo we zaid, "Hallo! Take us vish you!"

Crow: I hear footsteps. Does the tree have wood flooring?

Servo: Drink it and hear girls giggle!

Crow: He died in the middle of a cheerleading move.

Servo: We've got spirit, yes we do. We've got spirit, how 'bout...ugh.
Crow: MRxL.

May: We found the professor's trunk full of stuff. It will certainly be useful.
Crow: Boxer shorts and his truss!

Crow (singing): Taking off clothes music!

Babs: Maybe they'll drive us down Broadway! With confetti and all!
Servo: Hmm...I doubt it.

Bobby: And what do you think TV will do?
Servo: Make me show my knockers?

Servo: You know, I've been really misinformed about spiders. They're actually huge, hairy bipeds with hands.

Mike: Oh yeah, I had a garden spider do this to me once. I hid in the bathroom and called the police.

Man: Stop, the quicksand starts here!
Crow: Oh right, the "quicksand!" Remember?

Mike: He found out too late that "Cocoa Wheats can't be beat."

Servo: I tried to tackle my fidgety sister and I fell.

Georgia: What a strange island.
Gary: Let's keep moving.
Mike: I refuse to comment on what you just said.

Mike: But I'm severely dehydrated, can I drink more?
Crow: No, we must get moving!

Gary: Water. Water!
Girls: Water? Oh, water? (murmuring)
Gary: Come on. Come on! Come on!
Mike, Crow, and Servo: COME ON!!!

Crow: Murmur murmur slightly more intense murmur murmur murmur!

Gary: Ow.
Crow: My tender manskin!

There are more good ones!

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When Gary crosses his legs at his desk, watching the girls audition.
"Surpress it."

When he re-crosses his legs.
"There it is again."

When they first make it to land and are all lying on the rocks, Gary gently lays another girl down.
"The women is a cold blooded creature who must lay on rocks to stay warm."

My all time favorite is: when gary turns as a spider is standing in the moonlight on his tip toes with his hands in the air, and does a pelvic thrust move and the runs off stumbling. And in perfect synch Crow or Tom says;
" Dun, dun, dun, dun."

When bobby is goin from girl to girl and babs walks up, and starts grinding on him.
In a deep voice, "Hey ever done it with a she-male?"


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I'm going to fashion you all into a crude hut.

There there, take comfort in my beefiness.

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The pelvic thrust part is hysterical! My sis has it on DVD and we rewinded that part 3 or 4 times and couldn't stop laughing!

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"Oh god, we're not going to have to hug or anything, are we?"
~ Dean Winchester

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Twirling...? You must be *mad*!

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No, that ballet bit definitely WAS in the Spider Island movie....


"And what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead, details later'?"

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This is my favorite MST episode.

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"'comon. I want to sleep on a bed of breasts."
"murmer murmer! slightly more intense murmer, murmer!
"meanwhile, singapore suffers from a severe dancer shortage"
"um, your in my writhing space"
Oh this was a good one!

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"You're a dancer?"
"And refinisher, yes."

"It's a dancer and her seeing-eye dancer."

"None of that modern stuff. Just shake your dinners."

"Oh, are you always so picayunish?"
"No, I'm Lithuanian."

"It's a dames and broads audition."

"Yeah, try crossing your legs NOW, pal."

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Tom Servo: Temple Foster...a temple where they worship Austrailian beer!

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This is one of my favorite episodes of MST3k. I love the scene where all the girls have gone off to look for Gary and the one girl stays behind.Can anyone quote the whole scene.Something about "making primitive pasties".

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Crow: Ok, honey, you're alone. You can ease up on the sex a bit!

Servo: Well, hello shrubery!

Mike: I can use these [flowers] to make primitive pasties!

"She's like a sexy Henry David Thoreau."

Servo: Hmm, do I turn you on too brook?

Mike: There's a touchdown behind her.

I think that's all they said.

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Heh, yeah that's quite a bit of it.I seem to remember something else about "not feeling this sexy until the dirty sax music started".Man oh man how I wish this episode was available on DVD!

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there's a bit more to that scene, actually. they also make comments something like "strange that she's a published medical ethicist" and "i wasn't even being sexy until the dirty sax music started."

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You're right. I just watched it last week;)


Your movie today is "Track of the Moonbeast." It stars no one and features nothing.

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You know I normally hate films where people are obsessed with the MST3K version, but this movie was truely awful, and I also watched the PD version without tits in it :(

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Gary: "There you are Georgia."
Mike/bot: "Just north of Florida."

Man (attempting to flirt or something): I'm glad your plane crashed.
Mike/bot: I'm glad your puppy died.

Underneath the haughty there's a little bit of naughty.

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"Wh-It didn't stay in the air!"

"Gary!"
"Your infidelity mildly irritates me!"

"I see a tall Spaniard in a white suit and a midget." ;) Then when they start getting off the boat, "ow, coral! sharp!" "pufferfish! owie owie ow!!!"

"You know, Susan, before she died she told me she thought you were fat."

XD this is probably my favorite MST3K, tied right up there with Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders.

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I laughed out loud.


This is one movie I saw on its own without seeing the MST3k version..I know I would have liked it better otherwise. What season was this on the show?



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What season was this on the show?


Tenth and final season. It was one of the last 4-5 episodes they did.


"My brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome."

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Servo: (I think): Had it been 78 and sunny I wouldn't have shoved my tongue down that girls throat (or something like that)

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She's been appointed acting Gary in his abscence.

Lucky sign!(when the stripper sat on the No Smoking sign)

I have to go get Camryn Manheim, it might take awhile(When Gary was dragging girls off the raft)

I hope the natives like fan dancing

A hammer with a long handle...that's me!

He died in the middle of a cheerleading move! - the guy in the web was hilarious!

So there will be whippings! i can roll with that!

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I love the host segment they do towards the end of the movie, I think it's one of the funnier host segments they've ever done. They do an 'experiment' to see if crashing in a plane makes you coo-ey and murmur-ey. They start screaming and simulate a plane crash, and then they get up with wigs on and they're half dressed and murmuring unintelligibly all over the place. It's hysterical!

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OK, sorry, OP, that every single post here has neglected to answer your question. Yes, it's cut-- there's no nudity at all.

"The ongoing WOW is happening right NOW!"

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I love the "shrimp icecream, shrimp hovercraft, shrimp based religion..."

I couldn't breath by the end of the episode!

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Mike: It's too bad we can't grab this movie with a tissue and crumple it and flush it down the toilet.

Nothing's happening so fast!

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And this one:

Mike [making up lyrics to final chase scene music]:
"Spi, spi, spi, spi-spi-spi-spider! Spi, spi, spi, spi-spi-spi-spider!"

Nothing's happening so fast!

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One of my fave episodes.


You killed Captain Clown, YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN-The Joker on Batman TAS

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