MST3K quotes


Mike: I am having my body reblocked tomorrow.

Crow: Those survival meals are so high in fat!

Tom Servo: They killed him in the middle of cheerleader practice!

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Some of my favorite quotes are about Babs:

'Babs played fullback for the Lions'
'I'll have Babs mess you up'
'Hey Bob, 50 bucks says I can beat ya arm wrestling'
'I'm Clint Howard'
'I'm gonna go bench'
'Let's take the cabin men'

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THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND!

I cracked up when Mike shouted that during the dance auditions.

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OH RIGHT. THE QUICKSAND. REMEMBER?

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Most of my favorites in this one are during the auditions:


And none of that modern stuff, just shake your dinners.

You're a dancer?
And refinisher, yes.

It's a dancer and her seeing-eye dancer.

I think her timing belt's loose.


"My brain rebelled, and insisted on applying logic where it was not welcome."

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Meanwhile, Singapore suffers an exotic dancer shortage.

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THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND!!

You are sin.

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