"All of Life's Riddles Are Answered in the Movies"
(aka ecarle.)
There is a 1991 Lawrence Kasdan movie called Grand Canyon. I don't remember much about it, but I do remember one line. I think I will always remember it.
The movie is set in contemporary Los Angeles. Steve Martin(in a serious role), plays a successful producer of action movies, and Kevin Kline plays his "regular guy" friend(prosperous, but not rich and famous or in the movie biz like Martin.)
At a certain part in the story Martin offers Kline this advice:
Steve Martin: That's part of your problem: you haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
I can't hardly remember a thing about Grand Canyon. I recall it was good, not great, and philosophical(and it also dealt with race in a Lawrence Kasdan way.)
But I remember liking that line THEN, and here, 30-odd years later, it remains a GREAT line.
If -- you love the movies. Like I do. Like some of you do. Where would we be without the decades of great lines that the movies have given us? Particularly when those great lines ADVISE us about life.
Consider this line -- yet another line from Steve Martin, in yet ANOTHER serious role, in David Mamet's The Spanish Prisoner.(1997.) Martin plays a mysterious, well-off man who is mentoring a younger, less well-off man and Martin offers the young fellow this business advice:
Steve Martin: Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
I remember laughing at that line and thinking "Yeah, THAT's it...that's how you comport business with people." (Or romance with people.) Don't trust 'em until they prove they're OK.
I suppose that Martin's "business advice line" can open the door to a real FOUNTAIN of such lines -- The Godfather. I mean, how many people have used lines from that one to conduct business:
Brando: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Well, that's more like a gimmick. Here is a less famous line, Brando berating tough guy son James Caan for saying too much in a meeting with rival gangsters.
Brando: NEVER tell anyone other than family what you're thinking!
I've tried that approach over the years, feeling confident sometimes ("OK, I'm doing like Don Vito told me to...") but sometimes finding that actually it HELPS to tell others what you are thinking -- like they better not screw you over, etc.
The Godfather lines cross from I to II and even on to the benighted III:
Pacino: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Pacino: I keep trying to get out, and they keep pulling me back IN!(That's not so much advice as a rueful observation -- haven't we all been there in our careers?)
I believe that Godfather III had one of ITS great lines only in the poster:
"Power isn't given to you, you have to take it."
Yep.
And there is this interesting line from Don Vito(Brando) in 1:
"Men cannot be careless. Women and chlldren can be careless, but never men."
(As a feminist 1972 film raises an arched eyebrow at a man of the 40s born in the early 20th Century -- late 19th?.)
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I'm drawing another blank at movie lines that give us life advice. Hopefully others will come to mind. I'll leave this thread here as others pop up.
But there are other types of lines. I just remembered this one from To Kill a Mockingbird, near the very end, when a decent and rather minor character - the local sheriff -- tells Gregory Peck's upstanding lawyer Atticius Finch that there will be no trial for the murder of an evil man named Bob Ewell who tried to kill Finch's children, because the man who saved the kids was a recluse and a good man:
Sheriff: I may not be much, Mr. Finch, but I'm still Sheriff of Macomb County, and Bob Ewell fell on his knife. Good night sir.
Great memory, that one.
And some funny ones:
From Animal House, as the sly leader Otter(Tim Matheson) consoles Flounder after "the guys" wrecked his borrowed brother's car.
"Hey, relax. You fucked up -- you trusted us!"
I've used THAT line a few times.
Or Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Michael Palin's Sir Galahad is trying to escape a crowd of sex-hungry women in a castle. The following dialogue:
Palin: Well, I must be going.
Woman: You're not going to stay for the oral sex?
Palin: Well, I could stay a BIT longer..
I've used THAT line, too.
One more funny one. Tom Hanks to John Candy in Splash:
Hanks: So this naked woman comes out of the bay and wants to be in my life. What do you think about that?
Candy: Well...personally I'm FOR it, of course.
So three lines:
You fucked up. You trusted us.
Well, I could stay a BIT longer.
Well, personally I'm FOR it, of course.
...have gotten me by for decades now. Believe me , when the time arrives to say one of those lines , you KNOW it. Movie lines make me seem funnier to people. Within bounds, movie lines have helped with the women.
But what of Psycho?
Ha. Thought this was OT? Naw.
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