This was just on Saturday and what makes this painful is that Hamlet is my favorite Shakespeare play. What saved this movie was the continual riffing from Mike and the Bots. Therefore, here's a list of my favorite riffs:
1. Hamlet walks down the hall wearing a cape, and a fanfare is playing.
Mike: It's Hamlet-Man!
2. The whole "To Be or Not To Be" soliliquy.
Crow: I'll take "To Be" for $50, Alex.
3. Whenever Hamlet walks past his mother.
Gertrude asks Hamlet to sit by her.
Servo: Yes, my hosebag--I mean "Mom".
4. Claudius and play actors with big chains.
Servo: Rap artist Notorious K.I.N.G.
Mike: Run DMC Everett Koop.
Servo: And now, "The Tragedy of King Vitaman".
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