Favorite MST3K Lines
" Drink your bottle of A-1, and shut up!! "
share" Geez,I'm stupid, I forgot how stupid, I was. "
share"He's like a singing weatherman"
And, "Leather BAR...sling shot briefs..."
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3 from Crow:
"Hi, I'm here for my prostate exam and I brought some of my friends with me."
"STOP HIM! He's got a drum set!!!"
"Heh-ha! That was a bad edit!"
From 'General Hospital' (which is full of great lines)
Joel: Here's your stupid cake.
Crow making sawing sounds when the cake is cut.
Crow: Could you pass the ketchup please.
Servo: There’s a layer of squirrel in here!
Crow (repeated line): SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Joel: Props! Props! A glass!
Crow: Why don't you two just do it on the table?
(Phil and Jessie are arguing)
Phil: Oh, for Pete's sake.
(phone rings)
Joel: Ooh, that's Pete now.
Phil: I'll get it.
(Phil answers the phone)
Phil: Hello.
Servo: Yes, hello. This is Pete in props. Don't eat the cake.
Crow: Well, I’m going over to the morgue to cheer up.
From 'The Beatniks'
Funny line from the movie: Shut up, Iris.
MST3K lines:
Joel (imitating store owner getting robbed): You want a double bag?
Harry Bayliss: Looks like you're an overnight sensation.
Joel: And it hasn't even been overnight.
Eddy Crane: My friends go where I go.
Joel: Now where's the bathroom?
Servo (imitating the hotel manager): Mhm. In the groin. Right.
Joel: Well, I guess killings OK when it's sanctioned by an agent.
Joel's hipthrust during Eddy's first song.
And my absolute favourite;
Eddy Crane: You call that singing? That was nothing.
Joel: I was belching.
I found the "General Hospital" segment, brief as it was, much funnier than their look at "The Beatniks," a movie so bad even MST3K could do much with it.
shareMr Bayliss: "Helen put them up in the hotel and..."
Crow: "kill them"
Tom Servo "he's singing into a refrigerator "
Another all time fav.....
(Eddie meeting Helen for the first time)
Eddie: "what's your name?"
Tom servo: "who's your daddy"
Helen Tracy: "Helen ,Helen Tracy"
Joel: "that's my name too"
The Beatniks episode is definitely in my top 5 favorites of the entire MST3K series.
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Tom: Shaboopee Shaboopee Shaboopee....
Joel: Dish of ice cream? Don't tempt me!
Eddie: You call that singing? That was nothing.
Joel: I was belchin'.
Eddie: What's your name?
Helen: It's Helen. Helen Tracy.
Joel: That's my name, too.
Joel: I am Iron Man.
Helen: Eddie Crane is here, Mr. Bayliss.
Mr. Bayliss: Good, send him in.
Crow: I'll slip out the back.
Eddie: You know something- you're nuts!
Crow: Oh I'm just whimsical!
Iris: He can sing rings around any of them!
Eddie: Shut up, Iris!
Tom: And he's nice to women, too!
Eddie: Iris, go over there and find out who it is.
Crow: We're shooting the dishes!
And then any of the songs Eddie had throughout the movie and the Tiger Bot/Servo's record deal sketch was hilarious too.
Those are good or....
When Eddie has his first singing gig live on tv and the camera is oversized like a box and grey,Crow notices it and says...
"he's singing into a refrigerator"
I was dying during the songs....
Eddy: "Anything..."
Joel: "...is better than this crap."
Eddy: "Love wears a mask..."
Tom: "...a tight leather mask."
And when the music is playing while the psycho is walking the streets, Tom: "Meet George Jetson!"
The Falcon flies
@falcon2484 omg when he sings over with "a tight leather mask" I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself
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"Meet George Jetson! Jane his skirt!"
"And then we can ride Yoshi to the Mushroom Kingdom."
(Crazy laugh)
"Wipeout!"
Leather coat...
"Dish of icecream"
Now whenever I see Elvis-type movies and the guy breaks into song, all I can think is "Dish of icecream"
"Well Harry you were right..."
Crow: It's a comfortable chair!
(while the guy sings on TV)
Crow: Wow, beatnik music is really square.
Joel: He kind of reminds me of a singing weatherman.
Crow: This is one from Ginsberg's ballad years.