Mickey Hargitay looks like...

Russel Crowe!
Overall, I didn't love this movie. It's kind of campy in a fun way, but the storytelling is pretty awful. Check out my write-up here: http://actionagogo.com/?p=6558

"Weirdness was all he cared about. Weirdness and sex and plenty to drink."


He's much hotter than Crowe IMO!

Dammit Carol Sue, where is the vodka?!