"Why that's amazing! And transparent!"
"Move along to the next ineffectual policeman ma'am."
After the villain tells the hero not to open a closed door -
"I bet he's got a load of invisible naked chicks in there."
"Soooo, these guys have come up with an elaborate way of killing guinea pigs?"
Mike: Am I that amazingly transparent?
Crow: The names have been changed to protect the visible
Crow: I’m glad it’s not The Annoying Transparent Man
Mike: It was nice of his Mom to pick him up after prison escape practice
Mike: Shadowlands 2: Escape from Oxford
Krenner: That’s true but I’m certain Julian will disagree with you on that
Servo: (as Faust) Yeah, well Julian can lick....oh hi Julian!
Krenner: Dr. Ulof...
Servo: (as Dr. Ulof) I’m not looking at my boogers!
Mike: (as Faust) Alpha Beta my ass
Crow: (as Dr. Ulof) Who wants American cheese on theirs?
Servo: (singing) Keep your eye on the guinea pig!
Crow: Ah the switching sequence. You loved it before, you’ll love it again
Crow: Hey they can rid the world of Pauly Shore
Faust: What, uh, is in here?
Krenner: That’s no concern of yours. Come on Mr. Faust
Crow: (as Faust) I bet there are all sorts of invisible nude chicks in there, huh
Mike: (as Dr. Ulof) Don’t you EVER improvise again! You almost RUINED the 2nd act! Oh, I’m sorry I yelled
Servo: (as Faust) I wish I were back in prison. I miss my wife...Jake
Mike: Mr. Wilson and Dennis the Menace: The Final Conflict
Crow: (as Faust) I’m breaking all the guinea pigs out of this place!
Faust: That still doesn’t explain how you got here
Crow: (as Dr. Ulof) I took a damn boat!
Laura: I thought you were up in the lab
[Krenner slaps Laura across the face]
Servo: (as Krenner) I was
Servo: (as Dr. Ulof) I’m in kind of a rush today, so I pushed fewer buttons
Servo: (as Faust) I’m so invisible right now, I’ve never been less not-invisible
Mike: (as Dr. Ulof) There’s a little Stromtrooper who lives in my pants. He whispers things to me...
Mike: (as Laura) Did I do something wrong to make him not slap me?
Mike: (as Dr. Ulof) I’ll make anyone invisible for $49.95!
Servo: (as Woman) He was invisible but I am positive he was black
Faust: Alright, let’s blow out of here!
Crow: (as Faust) Let’s put our lips together and blow!
Servo: (as Faust) I’m gonna go do me a little possum hunting and then I’ll meet up with you
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
I watched this yesterday on Turner Classics, and kept wondering if MST3K ever spoofed it. I got to catch that episode.
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