Favorite MST3K Lines

Was this the MST3K movie where someone was in a pool, got shot with some kind of laser beam, was then turned into a skeleton, then Joel said, "Yeah, clorine, it can do that to ya!" There's this one Joel ep I'm looking for that has this, and I think this might be it. It also had other lines, like one of the trio saying, "There's Jimmy Olson, from the Daily Planet!" or something like that, and something about "Johnny-bits raining down all over the place." Is this movie from that episode?

"Menopause ... sometimes it feels like a speeding car chase."

There was love and happiness!
Joel: Oh, bite me! There was not!

Now that teen dream is here....

Oh, yeah, the lobsters, I forgot...

"Guess it's a self serve now."

"What was that?" "Probably just a silly old plot point."

"I like you Gramps. That's why I kill you last."

"Peeu, never toasted anyone that old before."

"You'll have to wait an hour. It's standard procedure."

"Where was I on the night of the 14th?"

"It's a rock lobster."

"This is the most incompetent prison transfer since Dallas 63."

"Everybody gets to be a hostage in this movie."

"You promised." "I had my feelers crossed."

"Oh bite me, dad. You're so embarrassing."



I have gone away to come back. For the ones I left behind. For the ones who cannot out.

"TORTURE" The MST3K version of this is the funniest I've seen. It just doesn't let up!

I'm not the Shell Answer guy. When Thor goes to the Texaco gas station asking all of those questions. I almost died laughing when they said that.

This is one of my favorite MST3K movies...Grandpa laying on couch with newspaper over his head and King Moody with his "condemn you to TORTURE"!!...never fails to crack me up...love this movie!!