Terrifying

Seriously, this movie is scarier than most horror movies I watch. Here's some examples:

-Santa doesn't have elves but rather slave children from every region of the world to do his bidding while he plays on his organ

-The reindeer are all horrifying albino monsters with blood red eyes

-Santa can watch your dreams with a machine that involves giant working lips, a fan with an ear on it, and an eyeball with eyelashes that never blinks

-Little red demons do an interpretive dance in hell, then come to earth to whisper in kids ears to do bad deeds

-Every little girl wants a creepy doll for some reason

Honestly anyone who has seen this can tell you how scary it really is. I don't know who thought this would be a good family time, but i'm pretty sure this would scar most children..


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