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Best MST3K lines?


(when trees are being cut down)
Joel: There goes the last spotted owl

when the guys are working on steel)
Servo: “This was before unions existed. Let that be a lesson to you”

“I will build a horse”
Joel: I will carve him out of a tree!

Crow (as a troll, trying out the sampo) “I thought there was going to be more people in the gold part but the lines were not very long, you know?”

The whole wedding scene is one of the most hilarious scenes in MST3K. Just some examples:
“He failed to bring back the sampo (sampo!)
We shall die of starvation (sampo!)
Failure, failure, etc.”

“He's a failure, lalala
What a loser, lalala
Total failure, total failure, total failure, lalala”

Crow: Are you with the bride or the failure?

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In the boat, Len suggests going back to retrieve the sampo:

crow: Well, I suppose we could consider that as a possible course of....

(Len leaps heroically over board, and swims back toward the sampo)

....hey!

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