Favourite MST3K lines


Joel: "You're a hard guy to talk to."

(After the waitress secretly takes a note out of her bra and then hands to the crook)
Tom: "Hey this is warm! And wet."

(As the 'parson' hits a man repeatedly)
"In - nomine - patre!"

"You know the more I drink the more talented you look?"

"Hey! There's someone we can shoot!"

Rex - "Based on the law of averages."
Crow: "I'm average! I'll make it!"

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One of Servo's last lines: "So all this happened because Johnny got lost at a fair."


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" Sidney...........Bite Me. "

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Crow: There's something you don't see everyday, Chauncy.
Servo: What's that, Edgar?
Crow: A priest beatin' the hell out of a guy in a factory.

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Crow: There's something you don't see everyday, Chauncy.
Servo: What's that, Edgar?
Crow: A priest beatin' the hell out of a guy in a factory.






When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

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"A mighty fortress is our God; da da da da dum da da da da....."

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"Sol Houston."
"Hes a big Jew from Texas."

Authority is the aqua regia of golden character.

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Actually it wasn't a Note, it was the Train Tickets that She was supposed to give them at 8:30. The Watch that She'd bought off the Guy that pinched Her was a fake & had stopped. Her Watch said 8:10, which is still right twice a day! There was some Law/Rule about the way Breasts could be shown in Movies then. They could look like Rocket Cones & You were still O.K., so that helps explain Her look. Lot's of Women keep things in theie Bras now. You'd be astounded how much junk that's in there? The bigger they are the more that they can squirrel away. A lot of Women keep a CellPhone in there, which is Smart. If something happens, or You get grabbed they might not grope You, at least to start, so You've still got a CellPhone with You! The Line I like was "Now He's a Fryer" after the Fake Reverend got Electrocuted! MST3,000 is very funny! Sometimes they nail it, with the most obscure references.

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"The heist is ended, go in peace."

For those that don't get it- Catholic Mass (back in the day at least- don't know about now...) used to end with the priest saying, "The Mass is ended, go in peace".

Spa fon? Squa tront!

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Joel: “It's a little late to be taking acting lessons, they've started filming already”

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