Sr. Mary Cornflakes


If I ever became a nun, that was the name I was going to take.

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good name. i would be sr henrietta busybody

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OOOOH MATRON!

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Sr. Margaret Lowin-Octeyn

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sr Magdalena Gossip for me

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will ya light a candle for Sr Mary Vigil Lamp for me, ok?

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Sister Mary Lourdes. I love Mary and Bernadette.

I'm all right, I'm alllll right!

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Mother Superior Insert-Foot-in-the-Mouth, thank you very much.

You know those pictures of Jesus with all the lambs and one of them always has her mouth open? That's me. Baa!

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When I worked with sisters from two religious orders at a service center for the homeless, some of the clients called me Sister Mary Maybelline because I wore makeup. (I am a was minister,not a member of a religious community.) When I went to RC schools, sisters who hit were known as Sister Brass Knuckles.

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When my Army Officer class put on the "raincoat with havelock" which covered all but our hands, we Catholics looked like nuns in wimples. We started laughing at each other and called ourselves "Sister Mary Cadence."

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How about Sr. Mary Elephant?? Anyone remember that skit from Cheech & Chong?

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That would be a great one! :)

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