How hard would YOU try not to get caught?

I know it's the point of Sadie Hawkins Day for the men to try to evade the women, but I couldn't help but wonder - if you had all those scantily clad girls chasing after you, how hard - really - would you try not to get caught? I particularly envy that Indian. He may have got a hard whack on the butt with a plank of wood, but he had a gorgeous blonde chasing him, and when she caught him she effortlessly threw him over her shoulder and ran off with him. I think at that point I'd be like, "Ok, this could work."