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Mst3k quotes from 'Giant Gila Monster'

posted 18 years ago by rudeboy8080
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-Out, baby, out, out, out!
-Why, that Jerry Lee! He's done it again!
-They can't elope! They're fruit!
-Kellogg? The best to you each morning.
-NYPD...
-Horatio...Potato Head!
-It's Jack Ruby!
-Missy! Mary, don't cha know me?
-What does the lord say about that?
-Look, a hand!
-I love the smell of lizard in the morning. It smells like...chicken.
-XX? Oh, it's the rival brand of nitro!
-Hi, mom. Here's your chili and water.
-Her braces shorted out the house!
-Skidmarks?! You're a sick man, sheriff!
-He called me "son"! No wonder mom cries when I mention the sheriff!
-Why do you always throw me down and steal my wallet?
-NEW YORK CITY!
-Who put their comb in my Coke?
-Someone put soda pop in my sodie pop!
-He's drinkin' Red Man juice!
-Bad movie? You're soakin' in it!
-Hava nagila, hava...

[–] bespin0079 17 years ago

The monster's destruction "They killed off the only likeable character!"

[–] lldeland 17 years ago

There were a lot of funny quotes, but my top 5 would be the following

5.The joybuzzer sound
4."Ritchie, Potsie, NO!"
3."Hava, La Giva Hava" is sang when the title card is show, but why?
2."Hey, who puts sodypop in my sody pop?
and the best,
1. NEW YORK CITY?!

The not to distant future really is not to distant, in fact, it may just be next Sunday A.D.!

[–] silovik812 14 years ago

3."Hava, La Giva Hava" is sang when the title card is show, but why?

Actually, it's the Hebrew song "Hava nagila", which means "let us rejoice". It's word play with GILA monster and "hava naGILA". I've always heard that pronounced as "HEE-luh" monster, but some people do say "GEE-luh"

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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

[–] chocolatepiazza 16 years ago

I liked the Gila monster giving "fun facts" about the production.

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?HuckleberryBeej.

[–] 16 years ago

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[–] poorlittleteacher 16 years ago

Joel's "Oh, WOW" response to what could be taken as double entendres never fails to get me LMAO...and the Brains said MSTies !

[–] starman15317 15 years ago

"you speak english well enough to get a job"
"yeah at the 7-11"

also the jokes about the guy who keeps putting his knee up on something

[–] Squonkamatic 15 years ago

"I don't know how you got me in that bed."

[–] wmkingsman 15 years ago

" K E, double L, O double Dead." ...Tom Servo.

[–] G_man2 10 years ago

oh..my...God.

i did not see the MST3000 for this movie (thankfully, or else it would have ruined a movie i ended up enjoying!)....but yea, when the DJ said that, the guy's response was "i just sat on you until you stopped moving", or something similar to that.

i bust out laughing - i can only imagine how the gay version of MSTK3000, if there was one, would have run with that! haha.

[–] gloomanddoom 15 years ago

"I sing whenever I sing whenever..."

"Go in reverse?"
"Go ahead!"
"Okay, so reverse?"
"Go ahead!"
"Should I go left?"
"Right!"
"So left is good?"
"Right!"

[–] Xcalat3 15 years ago

-I love the smell of lizard in the morning. It smells like...chicken.

When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

[–] silovik812 14 years ago

Thanks for all the quotes. I've only seen the straight version of this movie, but I see that the MST3K version is on You Tube, so I'll have to check it out.

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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

[–] Rene_Sens 11 years ago

- Sieg Heil, everyone, Sieg Heil!

- Is English his first language?